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🌿at another place in time you were infinitely mine; relatively alright when berenstein was fine🌿

[rynoceros @ryan_savopoulos]

i hate the thought that most people only know me as the last version they saw of me. like if you think i’m still 19 year old me, bless your heart, i have some news for you.

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Anyone else expect Harry Styles to pop up after Kendrick singing Humble? #iykyk

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Remember when Trump supporters put bandages on their ears in solidarity? They also should've shown their support for him by not voting since, as a felon, he cannot vote.

[Dean Withers @itsdeaann]

America, you have failed us all.

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I just accidentally coughed to the beat of ‘Eye of the Tiger’

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The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived works on so many levels because mine is 5’6”.

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Boomers love to say we’re too attached to our devices and then go and photograph an entire unplugged wedding ceremony with their iPhone camera.

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Next time a man says he doesn’t like Taylor Swift because “she only writes songs about guys” just ask him for an example and watch him squirm.

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Rooting against Kansas City because of Taylor is more childish than rooting for Kansas City because of Taylor lol y’all need to grow up fr.

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Why is it that high school felt like it took 9 years but 2020 was literally yesterday???

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@chcl3chl0roform Out here doing the Lord’s work

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Hey there Delulu, what’s it like in New York City?

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Do you ever yawn while crying and feel so incredibly humbled??

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Like for a truth is…

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@Apple This needs to be an emoji cause I’m sad, but like really fucking goofy

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Me forcing my misogynistic dad to watch the Barbie movie

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Imagine having breakfast, lunch, AND dinner? and at their regularly scheduled times no less.

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@ShannanMickiede No

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@ShannanMickiede starter pack part 3

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when I get nervous about texting guys first on Bumble I just remind myself that they are the luckiest person in the world to have even matched with me and it is their privilege to have me message them

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*searches vegan crab rangoon on pinterest*