ryan remington

aspiring comic book writer. sweaty nerd. cat fella.

[ryan remington @ryan_says_crap]

@qdoba Don’t tease, you beautiful so-and-so’s. All I wanted was a burrito to smash while watching the new Game of Thrones.

[ryan remington @ryan_says_crap]

Can someone put me in touch with the @qdoba higher up’s? I got an idea. Deliver me a burrito. You’re welcome for the million dollar idea.

[ryan remington @ryan_says_crap]

Breakfast and lunch combined is “brunch.” Dinner and breakfast combined? I’m saying it’s “dikfast.” Mmm.

[ryan remington @ryan_says_crap]

@CharlesSoule & @RyanBrowneArt You down for getting hugged real hard by a sweaty dude?

[ryan remington @ryan_says_crap]

I bet #ScoopsMcGee has a bigger dong than @SpencerJGilbert.

[ryan remington @ryan_says_crap]

Can anyone tell me why @VICELAND pulled @mattymatheson’s show from their apps? I need me some #DSOL.

[ryan remington @ryan_says_crap]

I can’t listen to an audiobook @ray__porter narrates without hearing Joe Ledger. It makes for a weird listen. I blame @JonathanMaberry.

[ryan remington @ryan_says_crap]

I have the day off to enjoy this awesome. I’m gonna cuddle the shit outta @CharlesSoule. https://t.co/Vze9tc5IPE

[Dr Christy Blanch @christyblanch]

Hey Muncie!! Are you ready for @RyanBrowneArt and @CharlesSoule on Saturday? Come see them from 2-5! #CurseWords

[ryan remington @ryan_says_crap]

@chrisarrant I've got scripts and ideas, just a matter of assembling a reliable art team that shares one vision. And doesn't take money and bail.

[ryan remington @ryan_says_crap]

@charley_feldman @andysignore @RothCornet @screenjunkies This is a super bummer. You're an incredible talent and delight to watch! I truly hope you come back!

[ryan remington @ryan_says_crap]

@chrisarrant Image? I wanna write the shit outta whatever they need written. (You're awesome for this. Thank you.)

[ryan remington @ryan_says_crap]

God dammit. I love @pennjillette and @MrTeller.

[ryan remington @ryan_says_crap]

Dude. @indysmutpeddler. I just sent you the greatest idea ever on Snapchat. I'm too stoked for you to read it & giggle. You're the best.

[ryan remington @ryan_says_crap]

Every tweet @RedMagDaily and tell them they're garbage people.

[ryan remington @ryan_says_crap]

@RedMagDaily Maybe try "We're trash people who only see worth in outdated physical standards and we should probably stop publishing our bullshit."

[ryan remington @ryan_says_crap]

@christyblanch @edgarwright "regal" & "knight"? Those the correct answers?

[ryan remington @ryan_says_crap]

Can anyone confirm that @SirRussellAllen & band is okay? Such a horrible story to read this morning. Heartbroken for @zo2david and family.

[ryan remington @ryan_says_crap]

So, what's the hashtag for @MurrellDan getting robbed?! #8Words? @SpencerJGilbert isn't my champion. #MakeAmericaGreatAgain #MAGA

[ryan remington @ryan_says_crap]

And @marcbernardin stepped up his badassness with that Wa-Kanda shirt. And, you know, the brilliance that falls out of his head.

[ryan remington @ryan_says_crap]

Dude. @andysignore lost a shit ton of weight for this episode of #FlickBait! Also, gotta love a man who admits to booger eating.