Ryan

I won my eighth grade yearbook's Best Dressed category so no, I'm not a complete failure.

[Christopher Hale @ChristopherHale]

The future Pope Leo XIV at a Villanova frat party in 1976.

[Meghan McCain @MeghanMcCain]

@maxwelltani Le Bain… what is this 2016

[Rota 🚪🧎‍♂️ @pli_cachete]

Please consult the apology form

[Sunny @sunnyright]

Everyone else gonna look real stupid in the alumni newsletter this year

[Ryan @Ryan_Seb13]

Nothing that you do between around 3:00 PM the day before Christmas Eve and like 8:00 PM on New Year’s Day can affect your real life. On years like this one where New Year’s Day falls later in the week, this extends to the following Sunday morning.

[once and future wife geist @wife_geist]

5yo just asked, “what happens when you die, do you dream?” hamlet ass question

[Maria @mlstrat]

ever since i was a little girl i dreamed about section 3(c)(7) of the investment company act of 1940, as amended

[Ryan @Ryan_Seb13]

As a lawyer, I’m not sure that the Lao restaurant I always choose the hottest spice level at has any contractual rights here.

[Ryan @Ryan_Seb13]

Big things happening

[Ryan @Ryan_Seb13]

My thoughts are with the couple who sang Death Cab for Cutie’s “I Will Possess Your Heart” at bar karaoke tonight. I hope you guys are still together tomorrow!

[dog of the week @synanthropy]

Not exaggerating when i say i think about this damn tweet every single time i transfer from the 4/5/6 at union square.

[Andrews Steel @asteel2]

Jack Donaghy ass idea

[Ryan @Ryan_Seb13]

If anyone ever asks me for an image that sums up where I grew up, I’ll show them this menu from a local restaurant advertising the “Crabby Croissant” and “Filet O’ Fish” above an image of the crown of thorns worn by Christ before the crucifixion.

[the human sadiepede 2 @hell_doe]

literally nothing on earth could have prepared me for how funny this is

[dasha @dash_eats]

Since when is Penn an Ivy

[Ryan @Ryan_Seb13]

Happy “We’ll circle back on this after the holiday” season to all who celebrate.

[Daily Roman Updates @UpdatingOnRome]

me: [wondering if she can tell I lied about my job]

the woman cutting my hair: roman consul sounds stressful

me: it can be