Ryan Lamb

chronicles of a depressed homosexual

[Ryan Lamb @ryan_sheep]

Put this on my tomb stone https://t.co/NBMUwoM9BO

[Ryan Lamb @ryan_sheep]

I would literally rather date Casey Anthony than Victoria F #TheBachelor

[Ryan Lamb @ryan_sheep]

What if during this rose ceremony, they “accidentally” ran Victoria F over with one of the planes. That would be fun. 🤗🤗

[Ryan Lamb @ryan_sheep]

@DesiraeRisse @JulianneWeinman

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@JulianneWeinman @DesiraeRisse Literally everyone left on this season needs to see SEVERAL therapists why are they all so unstable?!

[Ryan Lamb @ryan_sheep]

Honestly so excited to see who wins this season of the bachelor and then dumps him in 4-7 months because they finally realize he’s a whiny bitch with no personality.

[Ryan Lamb @ryan_sheep]

@taytayallday92 Okay literally same!

[Ryan Lamb @ryan_sheep]

My dad remembers Bo Bice lost American idol to Carrie Underwood but can’t remember my work schedule that’s literally written down and hung on the wall in our kitchen

[Ryan Lamb @ryan_sheep]

Absolutely living for the Spring Awakening number that the new season of Sabrina on Netflix is serving us 😍😍😍

[Ryan Lamb @ryan_sheep]

Crazy that in the 1930s Americans though depression was so great. Like am I missing something? Cause tbh it my own personal experience, depression is not in fact that great.

[Ryan Lamb @ryan_sheep]

@_jakereagan I got popeye’s for lunch so I feel like that counts for something

[Ryan Lamb @ryan_sheep]

Randomly bought a $3 Elf concealer from Wegman’s and it perfectly matched (the last 3 times I tried did not work out as well, so happy Friday to me) 🤗🤗🤗

[Ryan Lamb @ryan_sheep]

Okay but Tonight I’m Gettkng Over You by Carly Rae Jepson slaps.

[Ryan Lamb @ryan_sheep]

@amarse

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@DairyPotter This thread deserves a Pulitzer

[Ryan Lamb @ryan_sheep]

6 years ago I broke up with my boyfriend (we only dated like 3 months so does it even count probably not?) literally 1 week before Valentine’s Day, and my love life has been cursed ever since. 🤗🤗🤗

[Ryan Lamb @ryan_sheep]

THIS

[Phillip @MajorPhilebrity]

Sara Bareilles is arguably the greatest songwriter to emerge in the past twenty years. Are y’all ready to discuss that?

[Ryan Lamb @ryan_sheep]

If you don’t think @megstalter is the funniest person to ever exist, please don’t talk to me.

[Ryan Lamb @ryan_sheep]

What ever happened to the cast from lost? Did any of them ever do anything when that show ended?

[Ryan Lamb @ryan_sheep]

@DairyPotter I just screamed omfg 😂😭