Ryan Smith

Somewhere on I️-10, listening to rap music.

[Ryan Smith @ryan_smith23]

I’ve never been more proud of a human being in my life. I’ve also cried a lot.

[Skratch @Skratch]

Interviews with 19 sources reveal two incidents of lewd language and unwanted advances by Phil Mickelson, and the behavior that led to his departure from two additional golf clubs.

@alanshipnuck reports: https://t.co/328mrTbK7M

[Ryan Smith @ryan_smith23]

@BarstoolBigCat Proud of you.

[CJ Fogler 🫡 @cjzero]

Rory McIlroy hitting from the Windows XP default wallpaper

[Fore Play @ForePlayPod]

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[Ryan Smith @ryan_smith23]

@PFTCommenter Can you imagine Big T’s face?

[Ryan Smith @ryan_smith23]

Still wild.

[Ryan Smith @ryan_smith23]

Yes, Hunter Biden (?!).

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Things most Americans agree on:

Groceries cost too much.

Tariffs suck and make no sense.

Congress and Presidents shouldn’t trade stocks.

The debt is a mess.

The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good.

Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained.

Americans are exhausted.

AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you.

Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF.

Canadians are super fucking cool.

Mexicans are chill.

Putin isn’t a good guy looking out for America’s best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies.

Good neighbors are a blessing.

Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea.

We all question, are we alone in the universe?

We all fuck up along the way.

Epstein didn’t hang himself.

The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. It’s like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day.

The Cowboys suck. Go Birds!

Things we’re told to fight about:

Me.
Laptop.
Vaccines.
Transgenders in sports.
Pronouns.

That’s the joke.

[Guy on the left @thatboydhill]

Unfortunately a few of them all go 150 right now

[Ryan Smith @ryan_smith23]

@kirkgoldsberry 🤯

[Rodger Sherman @rodger]

Happy 15th anniversary to one of the tweets of all time

[Ryan Smith @ryan_smith23]

Lebron James just might be the man.

[Ryan Smith @ryan_smith23]

I couldn’t imagine the greatest day of my life being linked to….this guy

[Rob Perez @WorldWideWob]

oh what have you done

[kacey @tastykacey14]

We only got like 10 new sentences left

[Michael S. Kim @Mike_kim714]

Augusta Diaries Thur:

-Man, this course is haaarrddd haha. Personally, what I remember about watching the Masters as a kid are these runs of birdies coming in and the winner taking the trophy with birdies and eagles. But the other side is that the margins are so so tiny. The difference between a great shot and a horrible result is so so small.

-Great ex is 3 today. You had to land a wedge in a 4 yard area to hit that green. I landed it too short and came off the green. Zach landed it a little too far and it’s over the green.
Similar thing on 15, that green (especially being newer) is so firm, I didn’t hold the green landing the ball a foot past pin high.

-The greens are quite firm but I never once thought it was out of control. It was a great set up and a set up with some really difficult pins.

-Because the margins are so small, those little gusts have a profound effect on the results. A little off and you’re making bogey or double in a heartbeat.

[Ryan Smith @ryan_smith23]

@Daniel_Rapaport ayyo breathe, my guy

[Megan @MeganMakinMoney]

The unholy trinity (in the best way)

[GeneralWade @GeneralWillWade]

Dearest Mother—

I’m coming home. Slaughter a pig, fill the pitchers, and let the band play neck.

GW

[Jakob Ames @alligatorames]

White girls when there are giant angel wings painted on a building: