Ryan

C’est la vie

[Irfan_newboys🇲🇾🇵🇸🏳️🏴 @Marchfoward]

Kelakar siakk bila tengok orang Europe ke UK bising pasal Schedule World Cup sebab lewat sgt atau tak ikut tekak depa

Kitorang kat Asia ni dari dulu redha kena stay up tengok World Cup tak pernah bising salahkan FIFA

Last betul betul tak stay up waktu Jepun-Korea 2002.

[Moon Man Utd @Moon_AGD]

Like imagine we went from Cavani to Haaland

How seamless that transition would have been

[Red Marrow (Meds) @RedMarrow_]

The year is 1999. Manchester United have just beaten Bayern Munich in the final minutes, in what was an unlikely win, to clinch the Champions League & complete the unprecedented treble. Every United fan is delirious. Some were laughing, others were jumping and hugging each other.

Suddenly the camera zooms in. In a corner sat a man with a United T-shirt who looked angry and was muttering to himself. The behavior was odd for someone whose team had just won the treble. Immediately the producers asked their reporter to interview him. The reporter approached the man asked him why he looked desolate despite his team winning the CL? The man turned to the camera and said:

"Bayern Munich produced more shots, more xG, more possession, more time in opponents half, more attacking actions than Manchester United. Then how can I be happy with the result?"

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

The fake urgency in corporate jobs kills me. We're not doctors, we work in spreadsheets. You don't need to circle back for a response an hour later.

[Central @WestHam_Central]

WATCH: Declan Rice’s first and last ever trophy won as a professional player.

[Champ ✨ @YoriOlajide]

I’ve not used one day from my leave day this year, annual leave, sick leave, none.

My line manager should be scared, cos if and when I choose to apply, I might actually not be reachable.

[Sam Sheffer @samsheffer]

in the mid 2010s you were shamed for filming vertically

[Simons @Simon_Ingari]

2021: WFH is the future.

2024: Hybrid is the future.

2026: "come to the office 4 days a week because of culture"

The culture: Everyone with noise cancelling headphones

[Triple Bee Art @BeeArtt]

The realization that you’ve grown past the age of being a ‘promising young person’ and are now just an underachiever is bitter in a way that’s nearly impossible to articulate

[MUFC Ticket Alerts @MUFSeeAlerts]

The old fella behind me has spent the last 12 months loudly informing everyone in earshot Amorim was the most useless manager in United’s history — and he remembers Dave Sexton.

Beginning to think the old boy knew exactly what he was talking about.

[☈ッ @TheFergusonWay]

LIFE IN THE PAST 2 HOURS

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Manchester United sack Ruben Amorim as head coach. 40yo Portuguese informed of decision & goes with immediate effect after 14 months following breakdown in relations. Darren Fletcher expected to take over #MUFC on interim basis @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/kEAu5Wv8F7

[Utd© @KingFemi__]

The little success we’ve had post fergie was led by Carrington.
Lingard scored the in the 2016 and 2017 cup wins,
Pogba scored in Europa win,
Rashford 2023 cup win,
Kobbie and Garnacho 2024 FA cup win.

A manager with 14 wins in 13 months is not in the position to call them shit.

[Shad @Shad_khalif]

This is the most un-December like December ever. Why are people still working? Why are emails still finding me? Why are we not circling back next year? What is traffic oh the road still congested? Aii endeni ushago bana

[☈ッ @TheFergusonWay]

I have seen enough.

Welcome back Ralf Rangnick.

[Staffy @staffy_tv]

This dude talks a lot for someone who’s on a 30% win rate

[Luke 🇾🇪 @lukesellers98]

Ruben Amorim has a bit too much to say for a man who has been failing at his own job since he walked through the door.

[Alice @AliceTalksFooty]

Unai Emery subbed off a defender (Cash) and brought on an attack in Buendia who just WON the game for Aston Villa!

TAKE NOTES RUBEN AMORIM WHO ONLY SUBS ON DEFENDERS FOR DEFENDERS!!

This is what real top managers do, and they win games.

[so? @0flameprincess0]

Me running away from WWF people at KL sentral