Ryan L

People think I'm funny

[Ryan L @ryan_yeng]

Nowadays every time I foot the bill I feel like Anna delvey

[Hannah Yeoh @hannahyeoh]

30 seconds could save or break someone's life!

[Ryan L @ryan_yeng]

Like a pencil

[rachel yara @bugposting]

when guys pee do they hold it like a joint or like a cigarette

[Ryan L @ryan_yeng]

Ok la but is making KLFW models pretend to take pictures of themselves with some Samsung phone supposed to make me want one

[Ryan L @ryan_yeng]

@emilizenight FEBRUARY??!!

[Ryan L @ryan_yeng]

My fav Nicki ninja song ever is still superb ass

[Ryan L @ryan_yeng]

@emilizenight Oh the things I would do to have this

[Ryan L @ryan_yeng]

A pumpkin spice latte is really just an over marketed chai latte

[Ryan L @ryan_yeng]

I had petai for dinner yesterday and as of right now my piss still smells like petai

[Ryan L @ryan_yeng]

@emilizenight I can wear a wig

[Ryan L @ryan_yeng]

@ashleymiaoo 👼🏼👼🏼👼🏼

[Ryan L @ryan_yeng]

Instagram now has the pronouns feature and I really want to put he/him/jimin but I don’t think ppl will get the joke and peg me as a really intense kpop stan

[Ryan L @ryan_yeng]

@phinephinex Did u reply me and then immediately come on here to self reflect

[Dylan Adler @DylanAdler6]

Just found Nobu in Australia

[Ryan L @ryan_yeng]

@beaniebeans7 U did all this without any mention of penisillin

[Ryan L @ryan_yeng]

I just realised that I do not own a single hoodie

[Ryan L @ryan_yeng]

My pronouns are he / him / jimin 👁👄👁