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me personally?

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this was 3 days ago

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remember beatings?

https://t.co/LkVRFKRD69

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sometimes, therapy happens live on stage.

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speed racer (2008) ass technology

[Chief Nerd @TheChiefNerd]

Michigan State Police have released dash cam showing how a stolen vehicle’s axle was ripped off by a tire grappler

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@Santana_Proud @Brodyxking @GodsHate818 MI WICKEDA DEN DEM

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gonna go from wrestlemania straight to the 10 hour action button la noire video

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dear audience:

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okay so now i’m mad cuz y’all didn’t mention how xcom was gonna piss me off

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so when you become a porn star, do you get to decide if you’re in the ones with storylines or not?
like, do you have to build up to the oscar-worthy shit?

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holy fucking shit i am literally crying

[BasedWikiPlayer @TrueZieg]

😭😭💀

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“what’s that song they did together? it was called ‘we cousins’ or something?”

he was talking about “family ties”

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@Korydavid6 @VanLathan should have been the FIRST thing

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@JayRicanGames @_alinoman dude
obama followed my first account. i thought it was fake until i saw the blue check (it used to mean something back then).

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@RamiroAquino7 @3TNEM @shuugnasty @erickswipe NOOOOOOO

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😒😒😒

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i didn’t know why i never played any KOF games, but then i realized a lot of the characters are wearing bell bottoms and i just… ya know…

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@Murdoink i swear to god the music gets me every time
i love this fucking game

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@VanLathan @charlesxholmes @RingerVerse age of ultron IS underrated, but you’re talkin crazy right now.

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@Variety @shmAFEELA three six five party girl