theMandaloRyan

I get it how I live it 🍋

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I'm realizing that u didn't let a lot of it go cuz you were scared of Thanos.

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“It was a USA hawk!” “A bald eagle?” #tamtalks

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“Oh, I thought I missed it yesterday.” “Ash Wednesday?” #tamtalks

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“I tend to get squeamish and start to queef.” #tamtalks

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#SweetTooth 🦌🥲

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@WeAreNelsonM It’s the Brooklyn way

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“Ok. Serious question.”
“Is it about your mustache?”
“How did you know?”
#tamtalk

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“I wanna put my leg on your pee owe without you crying.” #tamtalks

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“You’re the reason why you’re fat.” #tamtalks

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“The plan is now!” #tamtalk #pocketknifemurders #kashkills

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Been told I’m the best 3x today. How’s your day going?

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@KicksFinder 1️⃣:4️⃣0️⃣pm EST

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“G.G.”
🤨
“Gameover.”
😅
“I mean, Good Game.”
#tamtalks

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@timehop when do I get stock options?

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“The lawn is the foyer to the home.”

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“Just another 30 minutes.”

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“You gotta find his G-spot.. his “Game spot.” @WeAreNelsonM

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“Liquor store, gun store, liquor store, gun store.” #onlytenisee

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Neighbor said, “Nice mustache.” 😏

[theMandaloRyan @ryanahe]

“What are you a nimnut?”
“A numnut?!”
#tamtalks

[theMandaloRyan @ryanahe]

“What was the last club you guys went to?”
“Sam’s Club.”