Ryan Anthony

Not saying I have super powers or anything but... Okay, I do.

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You can tell the Beastie Boys were close because they’d finish each other’s sentences.

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@itsanillusi0n hey can you stir around the chicken in the fridge? Thanks

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@BringsAttention how goes it with Bea? Von should be home with the other two any time now.

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For posterities sake. When this dies I'll have something to remember it by.

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Got the new Twitter? Deja vu to when I also got the new (and failed) FB layout

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@NotYetSane That bright orange is just reflecting off the pure panic of the world 🌍 very organic. Can’t wait til that black hole sucks us up.

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@_ThisIsMadness @0h_Bother Yes.

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@0h_Bother Wow, not to be rude, but Amy’s acting a little hysterical about this.

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@_ThisIsMadness Sad cat

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@_ThisIsMadness Hey. We talked about this. I’m papa.

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@PlainOldJenna You’re not seriously blaming me for this. How could I have possibly known? It was a hot day.

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If you stare hard enough at the sun you’ll go blind and can pretend your children don’t exist so it’s not your fault you left them at the park.

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Life hack: if you stare hard enough at the sun you’ll go blind and won’t be able to see your children.
Fun fact: if you can’t see it, it’s not your responsibility

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@ScarIettLetter I'm right here :)

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Sorry @ScarIettLetter

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Fuck NVM I don't know her name

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Whoops. I mean @ScarietLetter's dog :-/

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Oh GOD. Just realized @ScariletLetter's dog looks like a huge...