Ryan Davis

Mostly tweets about Dr Pepper. I also teach. Married to Casey Davis and father of Charlie.

[Ryan Davis @ryanandrewdavis]

⁦⁦There’s always been a rainbow hangin over your head ⁦@caseynjd⁩ ⁦@KaceyMusgraves⁩

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@michaelcburgess None of which are vice presidential responsibilities.

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That denton drone show was not it man.

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@BrentTerhune Or an ad for their own network that you are already watching.

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@shaunmmaguire @tedcruz Or the American colonies in the 1700’s. Farmers firing muskets and I’m sure their recruitment age was under 15. Not to get into “whataboutism” but you’re doing the opposite.

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My peculiar pet peeve is when someone uses “itch” as a verb.

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You will need a new house after using that.

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@SMB_HEFF @KudaBender @wolfofx @creepydotorg The average death row inmate spends 20 years on death row before execution. The average cost is 4X that of a general population prisoner (life in prison). 20 years on death row costs the same as 80 years in prison. So if somebody survives for 81 years in prison, THEN it’s cheaper

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@MLB @FootyScran

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@benedictpolizzi Probably a prostate thing. But don’t worry, the exam isn’t invasive or uncomfortable at all.

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@arisadface And the search terms are the most nonsense crap I have ever typed when I’m looking for a specific video. Like “dance battle banana fart scare”

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@larnoffinthisho It’s a form of posturing. I have to be completely on top of that fire, but then if it goes neglected, I am to blame. It’s a double edged sword. Complete respect or complete shame.

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@MNateShyamalan Minimalism was invented by big small to sell more less.

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It gives lawyers to unaccompanied migrant children. Does Hawley honestly think little kids should represent themselves in immigration court?

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Killer Mike getting arrested after he won three Grammys is going to make some of the best lyrics we’ve ever heard.

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@rainnwilson NOT GREAT

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@mannyveetweets Thanks man! Miss you dude. Hope all is well.

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@DenverLogs I was a paratrooper with the 82nd airborne division. Now I am a disabled veteran. Not really the resume I imagine they were attacking.

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This is about my lip tattoo. My initials (RAD) on the inside of my bottom lip.

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@SampeDylan DAVIS GANG.

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@dslzy I have a tattoo on my arm that says “god has spoken and the rest is commentary” lol