Ryan Arnold

It's called surveillance. I surveillate things. I am a purveyor of surveillerism.

[Ryan Arnold @ryanarnoldr]

My wife is awesome.

[Ben Shapiro @benshapiro]

My latest column at Newsweek https://t.co/HIr1tsrDP3

[Rob Friedman @PitchingNinja]

Michael Kopech, 93mph Fastball and 83mph Slider, Overlay.

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Ben Shapiro Responds To Question So Rapidly That Audience Members Start Bidding
https://t.co/xbcY2qDgab

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

‘My Preferred Pronouns Are Thou/Thine,’ Explains KJV-Onlyist
https://t.co/xM4lzVE4ok

[Ryan Arnold @ryanarnoldr]

Honest question @EatAtPerkins...is this normal on the southern fried chicken biscuit breakfast? Cam with only half the chicken

[Wu-Tang Financial 🥑 @Wu_Tang_Finance]

Someday, when our dreams are realized, the whole map will be blue

[Ryan Arnold @ryanarnoldr]

@ATT I’m breaking up with you. This has been a one sided relationship for far too long. So many dropped calls a so such poor service. #terrible

[Mark J. Perry @Mark_J_Perry]

CBO study shows that ‘the rich’ don’t just pay a ‘fair share’ of federal taxes, they pay almost everybody’s share https://t.co/YQ5Nzcsawp

[Fox News @FoxNews]

Inflatable Duck Drifts Aimlessly Down Street in Des Moines, Iowa

[Sam Pineda @SamuelSPineda]

Duke slapping the floor while playing zone defense. As if to say “You’re mine. Come at me. I dare you. Right here in this little area!” LOL.

[Comfortably Smug @ComfortablySmug]

Bezos has a robot speaker in your home listening to you 24/7 but you're worried Zuckerberg will leak your Which Disney Princess Are You quiz results.

[Ryan Arnold @ryanarnoldr]

@Applebees can’t count. #triblebacon #myass

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Family Prays At McDonald’s, Food Miraculously Transforms Into Chick-Fil-A https://t.co/hrrH7fkvng

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Senate Democrats Refuse To Grant Legal Status To Children Dreaming Of Being Born https://t.co/xyIPxzgEXb

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Culture In Which All Truth Is Relative Suddenly Concerned About Fake News https://t.co/1LfRREanHG

[Tucker Carlson @TuckerCarlson]

#Tucker: so the left has finally found the only immigrant in history who had no right to come to America. His name: Christopher Columbus.

[David Burge @iowahawkblog]

He argued for under 18
https://t.co/7PNtzIapMO

[Ryan Arnold @ryanarnoldr]

Hey @ATT, your cell service sucks.

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Local Christian’s Email Signature The Entire Book Of Isaiah https://t.co/59mL9PGm5Y