Ryan A. Ross

#SanDiego Born | #TechForGood by day | #FatherOfTheYear Contestant by Night | #GirlDad x3 | #Husband | #GreenThumb | #Padres | #Ranchero | #YNWA

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@sdutKevinAcee That ump crew is on the take.

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The plate calls against the @Padres in this #WildCardSeries are criminal— literally people are on the take. Tell me I’m wrong. #MLBPostseason

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Chris Guccioni is definitely the schmole of his friend group. #mlb #padres #padresvsmets

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I don’t fancy myself a conspiracy theorist, BUT a shortage of baby formula in the USA is a head scratcher.

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@AmberCadabra Or acknowledge that you’re being a dick intentionally.

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Gonna lay some savage dad talk on the @padres. I’m not mad, I’m disappointed. #padres #SanDiego #mlb #disappointed #bringbackbochy

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For the cost of childcare in CA, I could get my toddler a really nice apartment of her own with high-speed internet AND Disney+.

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Imagine a Customer Success leadership role where your typical “I’m so sorry” is replaced by a customer’s “thank you so much!” Sounds pretty good, right? Now click on the link below and come work with me! https://t.co/ZOJs2VedHl

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The @Padres need to replace #jaycetingler with #tedlasso. #mlb #padres #sandiego

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The @Padres coaching staff needs to be designated for assignment. #mlb #padres #sandiego

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The time has finally come to mess with #Texas. #messwithtexas #Gilead #texodus #NewFlorida

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Not really a @FoxNews guy. Like not at all. Kinda like @greggutfeld though— reminds me of a blue collar @billmaher. The commercials though. Fucking shoot me.

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@cwiedenhoft @armano Getting teens back into the workforce will instill two things— a strong work ethic and an appreciation for education. I worked on fishing boats and in a candy store cooking caramel in a copper cauldron from 14-17. Burger joints and Target are a soft landing for today’s kids. 😉

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@ToddGloria @SDVOTE @LorenaSGonzalez @sandiegodems @SDDems4Equality @CA_Dem @StopRepRecall Thanks for the reminder. We’re in for some serious shit if @GavinNewsom gets recalled. Some of you establishment dems are licking your political chops right now— and that fucking sucks.

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🐷 with Nick Cage is a beautifully shot film with excellent writing and superb acting. Looks we todd did when surfing options but sofa king good once you hit play. Bravo! 🤟🏻

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So I’ve gotten myself into a situation. Wife, daughter, mom, mom-in-law, twin daughters on the way. What color @speedo should I wear to the beach?

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@BeerScribe I actually worked for @KarlStraussBeer when we launched #IPAday back in 2011. 😉

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Father’s Day needs a rebrand. #leavedadaloneday

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@RobReffkin I turned down a job to come work for you a few years ago, but it has been super cool to see you all thrive. Congrats!

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If folks are getting rich off #Dogecoins, just wait until #beaniebabies make a comeback. Fingers crossed 🤞🏻 #baseballcards will be spendable one day.