Ryan Ashbrook

Creator. Instagram: ryan.ashbrook. Views are my own. Tweets about community, gaming, dev, sports, comedy, and politics (mostly this). yes it’s a weird time.

[Ryan Ashbrook @ryanashbrook]

That's a really bold choice blaming a highly decorated manager.

And, not, you know, the consistent problem that is the back office.

[Optimist Prime @sf0250164]

Cincinnati, we have a problem

[Ryan Ashbrook @ryanashbrook]

He's funny. And it triggers you guys, so it's kind of a win-win.

[Kentucky Girl @Notwokenow]

Why is anyone following Hunter Biden?

Why haven’t you guys muted him?

[Ryan Ashbrook @ryanashbrook]

Don't let the door hit you on the way out. Snowflake.

[Ryan @Ryan_Parkerrr]

If Democrats win the midterms,
I honestly don’t know if I’ll stay in the U.S. long term. I may end up leaving for good.

[Ryan Ashbrook @ryanashbrook]

I desperately need you people to actually play the original game.

Not just the story but actually play the damn game.

[Sʀᴇʟɪᴀᴛᴀ @Sreliata]

I really wonder if we'll be able to go back to Midgar, in FF7Revelation?

Not just the outskirts but actually into it? 🤔

[Ryan Ashbrook @ryanashbrook]

Wholeheartedly agree. A remake on this scale has never been done before, and has clearly shown that great care was taken to honor the original story while expanding it into its own thing that is separated from the original.

[Gwen🍭 @rubynesoberi]

the whole “square is milking ff7 by making it 3 parts” thing is funny because i think just remaking the original as-is would be far more of a cash-grab. the fact that it’s a giant trilogy is just more proof of the sheer passion involved in this project

[Ryan Ashbrook @ryanashbrook]

@ChaosTincture @FFANTASYacc Yes, this is correct. The initial shot misses, then the cannon needs time to recharge so they use small munitions in the mean time.

Sapphire makes land and sends an attack which damages Junon, then charges for a second attack, which the Junon cannon then blows its head off.

[Ryan Ashbrook @ryanashbrook]

@MiltyTheGreat I did too but I just can’t help myself sometimes lol

[Ryan Ashbrook @ryanashbrook]

My brother, just don't play the game.

It's that simple.

I, for one, will be playing the hell out of it.

[coldxplosion @Jogsi15]

@GamingTallen If you were a true FF fan, you'd boycott this and support all the other ff games. Hope you're happy getting all this slop while all the other ff fans get nothing but scraps

[Ryan Ashbrook @ryanashbrook]

Let’s. Fucking. Go.

[FINAL FANTASY VII @finalfantasyvii]

Final Fantasy VII Revelation, the thrilling conclusion of the FFVII Remake Series, launches simultaneously on PlayStation 5, Nintendo Switch 2, Xbox Series X|S, Epic Games Store and Steam in Spring 2027.

[Ryan Ashbrook @ryanashbrook]

This proves nothing.

1. Ohio has a population of just under 12 million people - half of which are likely eligible voters. One instance is not an indicator of massive voter fraud.
2. This person was caught and indicted. Meaning the systems we have in place are, in fact, working.

[Alex Triantafilou 🇺🇸🐘🇺🇸 @ChairmanAlex]

No voter fraud, eh? Here is an ACTIVE case of voter fraud currently in the Hamilton County court system. This all happened before us at the Hamilton County Board of Elections. This woman claimed she didn’t need a photo ID because of a religious exemption. During our hearing, we exposed this as fraudulent. A Hamilton County Grand Jury agreed and now this woman faces felony charges. This won’t make the news? Or will it?

[Wu Tang is for the Children @WUTangKids]

Only thing left to say to CBS after reading that powerful Scott Pelley statement is…..with a little help from David Letterman:

"In the words of the great Edward Murrow, 'Good night and good luck, motherf*ckers!'"

[Ryan Ashbrook @ryanashbrook]

Telling them that the military has two months, and they didn't actually know that.

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

What triggers MAGAts more, Pride Month or Black History Month?

[No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen @NoLieWithBTC]

Scott Pelley issues new statement after being fired by CBS for opposing their pro-MAGA bias:

“New management has instructed me to inject falsehoods and bias into a politically sensitive story. I’ve been told to include assertions that are unverified. To date, in every case, I have managed to ignore these instructions or refuse them.

Recently, politicians have been invited to choose correspondents for interviews on the broadcast. Giving politicians control over 60 Minutes interviews is not how this is done.

Finally, incompetence and unprofessionalism in the new management have wreaked havoc. In a case involving one of my stories, the entire program came within 19 minutes of not getting on the air at all.”

[Ryan Ashbrook @ryanashbrook]

Cowards.

[Yashar Ali 🐘 @yashar]

BREAKING

CBS has fired 60 Minutes correspondent Scott Pelley for cause.

This comes after Pelley confronted 60 Minutes’ new executive producer, Nick Bilton, in a meeting yesterday and said Bari Weiss was trying to murder the program.

[Ryan Ashbrook @ryanashbrook]

By reprimanded, I hope you mean fired.

And spread that energy around. There’s several of you who need to weed that stuff out.

[Rep. Andy Ogles @RepOgles]

Earlier today while working on the farm, my phone began going crazy because of a post made by a member of my comms team.
The post was stupid, hurtful and a complete distraction from my America First focus. The employee has been reprimanded.

[Ryan Ashbrook @ryanashbrook]

@Schrodingersba4 Oh, I missed that part.

[Ryan Ashbrook @ryanashbrook]

@SpencerHakimian Can someone please take Grandpa's phone away?

We're tired.

[Ryan Ashbrook @ryanashbrook]

I was a happy citizen until you came into my life again, @realDonaldTrump

[Jean-Claude Damn Van™ @ChaosAgent_42]

At 1:03 AM I was sleeping peacefully, unlike this agitated freakshow:

[Ryan Ashbrook @ryanashbrook]

Yeah, my Dad is 64 and looks way better than him.

By this math, Trump would "look" 69.

Not buying it.

[Marlene Robertson🇨🇦 @marlene4719]

Yes, Trump posted this.