Ryan.

pasta n' sauce

[Ryan. @RyanBallan]

Sleep paralysis but it’s donny dancer cutting shapes in the corner of your room

[BRITAIN IS BROKEN 🇬🇧 @BROKENBRITAIN0]

At least 10 illegal migrants have DIED in a dinghy

[🦋 fairy 🧚‍♂️ @thisdecfairy]

me after eating something I knew would mess up my stomach but I had to have it:

[ʙᴜɴᴛꜱ @soylennial]

when I'm legitimately dead but I overhear the doctor say "his kidney could save a trans persons life"

[Sam Ro 📈 @SamRo]

Best video I've seen in my life and it's not even close

[🏛 𝐒𝐭𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧 🏛 @nonregemesse]

Kids look like they’re being a bit loud during their father’s tv time

[eliz @eliza___v]

How it feels to type in ur email and password with a remote

[pipojen𓅪🇮🇶 @piposarujen]

Just stabbed my door dasher to death #Bored

[manuel @manwelllb_]

asking someone to repeat themselves and still not hearing a fucking word

[zac @ModernWrighty]

average Club Penguin lobby in 2012

[🌴ᴛʜᴇᴀʀᴛᴏꜰᴡᴀʀ🌴 @TheArtOfWar6]

UFC flyweights on the prelims fighting for a 3 month subscription to Paramount+

[Not Jerome Powell @alifarhat79]

Wtf

[𖦏🇪🇺 @1872Stu_]

This cunt being a “health ambassador” makes about as much sense as a blind optician.

Fucking rotten.

[Pub @PubWanghaf]

Imagine getting to shoot a lesbo and then becoming a millionaire in the same week

Nigga is living my dream 😭

[Never Take An L🤷🏽‍♂️ @Nezzzooo]

Worst era to die in man look at this nigga legacy

[autist @litteralyme0]

Me when I know that I can't snooze my alarm any longer and have to find the courage to leave my warm bed to get ready for work

[Jonathan “Highlife” Appleseed; CTO, MBA @jonnyhighlife]

Everyone in any self-checkout line that’s ahead of me.

[doomer @uncledoomer]

me when a woman is talking

[Tehran Tadhg @TadhgHickey]

Every single one of these is hilarious