Ryan Balch

part time shredder, #afcb legacy fan

[Ryan Balch @ryanbmuff]

People quick to forget we dusted them up in their own back yard only just back in April, causing hysterical meltdowns, well here’s a quick reminder (and we’ll do it again). Embarrassing.

[Ryan Balch @ryanbmuff]

THE TALK OF THE TOON ARE THE BOYS IN MAROON

Cannae get it out ma heid.

[Sanny Rudravajhala @Sanny_Rudra]

Had this stuck in my head for over 24 hours now. I love it and all, but I can’t think straight any more. HEARTS HEARTS…

[Ryan Balch @ryanbmuff]

This is down there with Euros final 2021. Robbed of a moment of a lifetime

[Ryan Balch @ryanbmuff]

A performance in history that may be as seismic as Reading away 2015. So proud of all involved #afcb

[Ryan Balch @ryanbmuff]

‘Cherry Pickers’ eh @FulhamFC?

Bookmarked, alarm set and tweets scheduled for 5pm, 9th May. #afcb

[Ryan Balch @ryanbmuff]

@thecherries Up the Poppies

[Scott Manley @DJSnM]

This looks like it's a daytime shot, but, it's actually taken from the dark side of Earth, with the planet illuminated by moonlight. This lets faint details like the aurora, stars and the sodium layer show up without over exposing the planet.

[Ryan Balch @ryanbmuff]

40 points and safe. Lovely.

All energy and focus now on Arsenal capitulation and/or Tottenham relegation.

[Ryan Balch @ryanbmuff]

That VAR decision is the perfect analogy for this country. Absolutely joyless place. ROBBED us of one of the greatest goals of all time. Heads must ROLL!

[Ryan Balch @ryanbmuff]

Between saying ‘lovely’ twice in one tweet and still posting on X, should I be cancelled? I bet I’m cancelled. (And so are you for being on here reading this)

[Ryan Balch @ryanbmuff]

Had a lovely day out in Wolverhampton yesterday meanwhile (said perhaps the first person ever). Plaudits for the wonder kids and the other obvious lot - but Lewis Cook in particular quietly being brilliant once again after his late ‘25 headloss. Lovely to see. Allez le Chez

[Ryan Balch @ryanbmuff]

Music fan here - but unless it’s New Millennium Cyanide Christ by Meshuggah, goal music is BAD, if not embarrassing. Any movement to introduce at #afcb must be stopped at all costs.

Would much rather we all instead just sing unique songs such as ‘Rayan, Rayan, Rayan’ etc

[Jim Keoghan @jim_keoghan]

Tele Reds (Bournemouth Edition)

[Ryan Balch @ryanbmuff]

Alex Jimenez. OBLIGATION to buy - i.e., obliged to spend the rest of his life in the red and black. Some player.

A brave point from a brave bunch of lads. Please purchase more of them #afcb

[Razor Marone @Streettough]

Also joining them on Board of Peace for Gaza will be the Dark Lord Sauron. He will be providing a little bit of left wing balance.

[Ryan Balch @ryanbmuff]

If Amine Adli does read the #afcb discourse, then I would love for him to know that at Sunderland away his goal made my group a joint £200 and we then spent an entire tribute AC/DC gig in Newcastle singing his name. A joyous moment in an otherwise utterly miserable afternoon

[JG10 @JF10kit]

Well done everyone on x and instagram giving shit to Adli, was solid for us today and showed good moments now he’s deleted all AFCB posts of his instagram account, just what we need when we’re already going through this terrible form #AFCB #premierleague #Adli #Bournemouth

[Ryan Balch @ryanbmuff]

Always one of the saddest days these. But let's hope whomever succeeds continues the excellent work there

[Sky Sports Premier League @SkySportsPL]

BREAKING: Manchester United have sacked Ruben Amorim 🚨

[Ryan Balch @ryanbmuff]

Great to see some fight and discipline from our brave, brave boys. Never get too high, never get too low. #afcb

[Ryan Balch @ryanbmuff]

Great point against an excellent side. Really good to see Scott ‘PR Masterclass’ Parker back at Dean Court too. Merry Christmas! #afcb