Ryan Balch

part time shredder, #afcb legacy fan

[Ryan Balch @ryanbmuff]

@tpalmer77 @PazS1991 Wrong I’m afraid. In an age of people spouting utter nonsense with impunity, it’s absolutely wonderful to see those opinions get their comeuppance already

[Ryan Balch @ryanbmuff]

@PazS1991 excellent work holding those necessary to account. Keep fighting the good fight my brother

[Ryan Balch @ryanbmuff]

Hell of a night. Hell of a shirt. #afcb

[Ryan Balch @ryanbmuff]

@afcb_r0b @ichbinsophie Is that so! Whereabouts?

And happy belated for yesterday good sir, glad the boys saved your weekend

[Ryan Balch @ryanbmuff]

Not there but how were we in the first 40 seconds? The better team? #afcb

[Ryan Balch @ryanbmuff]

@UtilitaFootball @afcbournemouth @afcb_r0b

[Ryan Balch @ryanbmuff]

Absolutely delighted to have been there in person for this. Best oggy since Lee Dixon

[National League on DAZN @DAZN_NationalLg]

A CRAZY own goal 😱

Ben Goodliffe passes the ball into an empty net from 35 yards out 😳

[Ryan Balch @ryanbmuff]

Our Harry is going to be a fantastic NFL kicker.

[Ryan Balch @ryanbmuff]

If anyone is reading this, please just close this app and go for a walk instead. It’s too late for me, but save yourself

[Ryan Balch @ryanbmuff]

No idea why everyone’s kicking off about this and Madri. Authentic Spanish Lager from the heart of the continent to prepare us for a European tour? Count me in! 💰💰💰

[BKFCentral @BKFCentral]

🍒🍺 AFC Bournemouth’s new food & drink prices appear to have been leaked ahead of the new season.

There’s also been a change to the beers on offer, with Coors and Madri now among the draught options:

🍺 Coors Pint (3.4%) — £7.00
🍺 Madri Pint (4.6%) — £7.50
🍺 Thatchers Gold Pint (4.8%) — £7.00
🍺 Atlantic Pale Ale Can (4.5%) — £6.00
🍺 Doom Bar Can (4.3%) — £5.50
🍺 Thatchers B/O Can (3.4%) — £5.50
🍺 Carling Can (3.4%) — £5.50
☕ Hot drinks — £3.75
🥤 Soft drinks — £3.85

With the areas around the ground now opening three hours before kick-off, the club are clearly looking to encourage supporters to arrive earlier.

Whether £7.50 for a Madri helps achieve that is another question 😳

#AFCB #Bournemouth #Cherries #PremierLeague

[Ryan Balch @ryanbmuff]

With nuance well and truly dead these days, it’s v tricky to reconcile all to be upset about, especially working in this sector myself. I get the numbers + (some of) decisions etc. but ultimately any healthy fanbase 100% has the right to constructively keep their club accountable

[Ryan Balch @ryanbmuff]

Really disappointing situation, and inevitable as gravity was a ‘we will do better’ statement soon. A certain level of hubris behind the scenes perhaps, under veil of brilliant on field performance.

Good times are transient. The people who make this club what it is are not

[AFC Bournemouth 🍒 @afcbournemouth]

Club Statement.

🔗 https://t.co/pOvwAhJoh6

[Ryan Balch @ryanbmuff]

Bots, locked away in a corner of Twitter with nothing to feed on but MAGA conspiracy theories, discover celestial mechanics for first time. Excellent

[Concerned Citizen @BGatesIsaPyscho]

So the World is treated to a once in a Lifetime Solar Eclipse, insanely dense illuminating Meteor Showers and then Saturn shows up clear as night for amateur astronomers everywhere, all at the same time, and it’s just another coincidence? Nah.

[Ryan Balch @ryanbmuff]

@PazS1991 Seppuku.

[Ryan Balch @ryanbmuff]

@GuyN72 2015 me was getting ready to smash the 'follow' button on that hashtag, for sure

[Ryan Balch @ryanbmuff]

Once he's done, perhaps he'd consider lending it to the club to renegotiate the Vitality brand guidelines

[Ryan Balch @ryanbmuff]

Wishing Unal the very best of luck with his flux capacitor time machine and consequent bid to be ready for this summer's World Cup. Thank you @AFCB_Hub for the excellent update

[AFCB_Hub @AFCB_Hub]

🚨🍒 Enes Ünal is reportedly attracting interest from clubs in Spain! 🇹🇷 The Bournemouth striker is said to be open to a La Liga return in search of regular minutes ahead of the 2026 World Cup, with a loan or permanent move possible. 👀 (Source: Fanatik) #AFCBournemouth #AFCB #EnesUnal #Transfers #LaLiga

[Ryan Balch @ryanbmuff]

Goodness, the new shirt is far worse than I remembered

[Squawka @Squawka]

◉ 212 duels won
◉ 103 tackles

Adrien Truffert was the only defender to win 200+ duels and make 100+ tackles in the Premier League last season. 🍒

[Ryan Balch @ryanbmuff]

@arnoldsavoir No mate, no there isn't. However if the club do the right thing and decide to sell the women's BU shirts, as previous - will purchase at some undefined point (immediately)