A shameless pounding will ensue this evening in the southeastern Texas Panhandle and southwest Oklahoma. Beachball sized hail and tornadoes are all possible. Winds could blow over your early 80’s Shasta motorhome as well (that’s fine, the roof is probably leaking, anyways).
“We shall run up that hill covered in snow and ice, then we’ll take the slabs from under our feet…”
“Slabs?”
“Hush.. then we shall dash up some snowy stairs.”
“Inside stairs?” fea
“Are you a peasant? HA! Of course not. Then we put them slabs back on and hope we don’t die.”
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Not a great look here.. didn’t even make it in the front door.. my blind and disabled father and I are going to have an extremely dangerous several weeks by ourselves.
BREAKING: Bobby Petrino has agreed to become the next North Carolina offensive coordinator under Bill Belichick, @clowfb, @PeteNakos & @InsideCarolina report🐏
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