Ryan Braschler

What a stupid good life I never thought I’d have.

[Ryan Braschler @RyanBraschler]

@kprozialeck The RIGHT phone, you mean.

[Ryan Braschler @RyanBraschler]

Happy Memorial Day. We’ve found a Walker, Texas Ranger marathon so we’ll be unreachable until 9pm. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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What an insanely good piece of hitting. Gracious

[MLB @MLB]

Elly De La Cruz hits his 7th homer of the season!

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@JonnyRoot_ @RonDeSantis He’s a member. He can play when he wants

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That was awesome

[Ryan Braschler @RyanBraschler]

I need every video from @ogafroman’s trial spliced into a single hours long video I can watch whenever I please

[Blake @BlakeBednarz]

Afroman is a walking definition of ‘GoMax’ .

Dude is a legend. If you aren’t watching this trial, you should be.

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@jayjurden @PabloTorre

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Tom Brady is out here thirst trapping on the gram

[Ryan Braschler @RyanBraschler]

@Eddie_Rado cease and desist order incoming? That’s your beat brother

[LocalMan Weather @localmanweather]

A shameless pounding will ensue this evening in the southeastern Texas Panhandle and southwest Oklahoma. Beachball sized hail and tornadoes are all possible. Winds could blow over your early 80’s Shasta motorhome as well (that’s fine, the roof is probably leaking, anyways).

[Ryan Braschler @RyanBraschler]

What a bunch of horrible humans in one room.

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“We shall run up that hill covered in snow and ice, then we’ll take the slabs from under our feet…”

“Slabs?”

“Hush.. then we shall dash up some snowy stairs.”

“Inside stairs?” fea

“Are you a peasant? HA! Of course not. Then we put them slabs back on and hope we don’t die.”

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Maybe my favorite college basketball player of all time. Watched him shove a kid in a gorilla costume after an and one layup

[That Guy Rocked @ThatGuyRocked]

Ron Baker

That guy rocked.

[Ryan Braschler @RyanBraschler]

Summer Olympics: “You’re doing great!! Run faster!! Jump higher!!”

Winter Olympics: “Hold on to this thing and try not to die. Good luck HEREWEGO!!!”

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@JoshPateCFB @nytimes @TheAthletic Immunity

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@Eddie_Rado covering Super Bowl? Congrats!

[Jerry Thornton @jerrythornton]

Journalism is not dead: Drake Maye was asked if he’s planning to win the Super Bowl.

[Ryan Braschler @RyanBraschler]

@chrisgoodman @DisavowTrump20 Still has a First Amendment right to do so. Biased or not, his rights were violated.

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With 4:30 left and three timeouts you take points. Make it a one point game. Now, go get a stop and a field goal.

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Eating the entire bag of jalapeño honey jerky for breakfast may have been a miscalculation

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https://t.co/6jsMkph7zA
Not a great look here.. didn’t even make it in the front door.. my blind and disabled father and I are going to have an extremely dangerous several weeks by ourselves.

[Ryan Braschler @RyanBraschler]

Mmmmmm baby that’s the good stuff

[On3 @On3]

BREAKING: Bobby Petrino has agreed to become the next North Carolina offensive coordinator under Bill Belichick, @clowfb, @PeteNakos & @InsideCarolina report🐏

https://t.co/x8d5S4S4xR

[Ryan Braschler @RyanBraschler]

Special teams just a glorious disaster