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@hocksodawater i will take both. absolutely. 💚

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says a lot about how my life is going that all i want for my birthday is a single bubble tea

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mood and also i need one of these

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obsessed with the NIN tension 2013 video still. musical perfection. visual perfection. the artists. beautiful

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i have no money but imagine

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what if... lament configuration tattoo

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@hawks_on_fire is it not what we deserve?

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@hocksodawater 👀

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eat the rich mentality ironclad in dnd. every time i introduce one into a quest my players are just like...

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really got to pick a new coping mechanism that isn't "max volume heavy metal/industrial nonsense blasted directly in my ear holes" but it works and it is Satisfying. so

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@hocksodawater kill! maim! slaughter!

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although they don't take a cut if it's just one cent, so if everyone bought fifty copies...

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the cheeky fucks paying one cent on dmsguild bring me a disdain like no other. just take it for free at that point.

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that was depressing i apologise for anyone who saw those tweets. hopefully no one did.

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strangling myself. stop! sleeping! all the time! i know you are unwell but this! is! not! productive!

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@hocksodawater 💚💚💚

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any clients that pay me like. within a week, i am mentally kissing them on the mouth. those ones. i don't care if they're not paying big bucks for a lot of stuff, they're the ones i like. the ones that actually give me money. thank you.

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sure would be nice if i didn't have to hunt people down to make them pay their bills!

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