Ryan

Haters shake my hand but I keep the sanitizer on deck

[Ryan @ryanbreezy]

My best Stone Cold impression #StoneCold #Austin316 #316 https://t.co/9HBXN0w1kL

[Ryan @ryanbreezy]

Of course my @ChipotleTweets order isn’t ready! It’s NEVER ready at the time they say it will be!!!

[Ryan @ryanbreezy]

Going to get @ChipotleTweets while drunk. It better not disappoint!!

[Ryan @ryanbreezy]

If I see one more of those stupid Ada Briceño commercials, I’m going to snap!!!

[Ryan @ryanbreezy]

Hey @IndoorFL, can you please fix the audio on the game?? The commercials are twice as loud as the broadcast!!

[Ryan @ryanbreezy]

What the hell is up with Brandon Pfaadt?! It’s been all downhill since he signed that extension last season! #DBacks

[Ryan @ryanbreezy]

Maybe if Ketel Marte would take that big ass chain off, he’d start getting some hits! It’s probably weighing him down.

[Ryan @ryanbreezy]

Well it’s over @AnaheimDucks. At least we overachieved this season.

[Ryan @ryanbreezy]

Does Clark Connors wear a watch in the ring while wrestling or am I trippin?? #AEWDynamite

[Ryan @ryanbreezy]

Hey @NHL, why do these @AnaheimDucks games NEVER start on time?!

[Ryan @ryanbreezy]

Being told “thank you for being you” is a top tier compliment!

[Ryan @ryanbreezy]

Arte Moreno needs to just sell the fucking team!! This is garbage! I’m saying this as a lifelong Angels fan…FUCK the Angels!!!! And fuck Arte Moreno too!

[Ryan @ryanbreezy]

Geez, the Diamondbacks just can’t do anything right lately!

[Ryan @ryanbreezy]

Hey @NHL, announce the schedule for the Ducks vs Knights series already so I can make plans!! #FlyTogether

[Ryan @ryanbreezy]

So there’s no ABS in this @Dbacks vs Padres Mexico City series? Well that’s bullshit!

[Ryan @ryanbreezy]

Sean McVay speaks in run on sentences lol

[Ryan @ryanbreezy]

Mark Ingram is so fucking corny!!!

[Ryan @ryanbreezy]

The first season of Beef on Netflix was so good! This new season, not so much lol

[Ryan @ryanbreezy]

Did they just say midget on TV??? #wrestlemania

[Ryan @ryanbreezy]

@IndoorFL @YahooSports @NazWranglers @ArizonaRattlers Can we fix the audio for the game? The commercials are 10 times louder than the broadcast!

[Ryan @ryanbreezy]

Can’t believe I wasted my time watching that garbage #wrestlemania