Ryan Brown

NYC Comedian/Writer * Escape From New York Comedy Tour *
Trivia Czar of Dinner's Ready Live* Copywriter @ EP + Co

[Ryan Brown @RyanBrowns]

I do stand up comedy because it was my childhood dream. I get frustrated sometimes like, “Why is this so hard? Why aren’t I rich and famous?” then I remember, for a plan made by a 12 year old, it's going pretty well.

[NYCC Stamford @NyccStamford]

Live from New York Comedy Club Stamford it's Wednesday Night Live ft. Dan Altano @DanAltano & Frank Favia ft. Beau McDowell @TheBeauMcDowell and Ryan Brown @RyanBrowns tonight at 7PM!

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[Ryan Brown @RyanBrowns]

@seerutkchawla lol. Friends used to think I was insufferable because I was high all the time. Now it's because I'm healing all the time!

[Ryan Brown @RyanBrowns]

My dad owns every season of Succession on blu ray. My siblings and I are locked in a constant cutthroat competition over who gets them in the will.

[Ryan Brown @RyanBrowns]

Would love to weigh in here but my patented
Accordion Fold™ doesn't seem to be an option

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@KanefireX @KeithAn60375456 @BioLayne I thought it was but maybe I'm confused. I thought Layne was saying the occasional consumption of small amounts of foods like this syrup (or ice cream in this last person's example) likely aren't a problem and Mark took the stance that any amount of them is a serious misstep.

[Ryan Brown @RyanBrowns]

They're comparing breathing air in NYC right now to smoking cigs. So after a few drinks, it might feel really good to go out there.

[Ryan Brown @RyanBrowns]

I can’t believe some people have the audacity to behave exactly like I would in their situation

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@entropyrian @seerutkchawla The example stated that gay people should be ashamed and repent. That clearly seems like disapproval of homosexuality itself, not "identitarian pride"

[Ryan Brown @RyanBrowns]

@adamconover Honestly, Adam, your cruel dismissal of the mattress industry makes me wonder how you sleep at night

[Goodnights Comedy @GoodnightsCC]

ICYMI: Our brand-new venue is open & she's quite the looker!

We're stoked for our weekend with @anthonyjeselnik in the main showroom, @KelseyCook in Room 861, & Sunday with @RyanBrowns (+ get an exclusive Goodnights tshirt)

Join us for a show: https://t.co/wRH9SFS3Ih

[Ryan Brown @RyanBrowns]

@nathaliejacoby1 Me 🤚

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@Dragon62238098 @themelodyjai @MeghanEMurphy Abusing children, abusing animals AND obstructing traffic. A true dystopia.

[Ryan Brown @RyanBrowns]

It's always "making a murderer", never "shaping a shoplifter"

[Goodnights Comedy @GoodnightsCC]

COMING UP! Join us for a live recording of @RyanBrowns' newest album AND get an exclusive Goodnights shirt on Jan 22! Grab those tickets + reserve your shirt: https://t.co/EUBCW2UeSD

[Ryan Brown @RyanBrowns]

@granttnelson08 @JimCarrey It's not an airport but I'd say it's akin to a social gathering like a party where it's totally normal and fine to say goodbye to people

[Ryan Brown @RyanBrowns]

@CAGThe3rd @MrAngryBates @GolfAndrew @JimCarrey "leaving twitter" and deleting an account aren't the same thing. I never deleted my MySpace but it's safe to say I've left

[Ryan Brown @RyanBrowns]

@GolfAndrew @JimCarrey How is he "sticking around"? He hasn't tweeted anything since this

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Student loan forgiveness makes me angry because I had to pay mine back and, like any well adjusted person dealing with a hardship, I wish my pain on everyone else.

[Ryan Brown @RyanBrowns]

Before you quip “Oh no, I’m gonna get canceled now!” after your benign and forgettable joke, ask yourself… were you ever green lit in the first place?

[Ryan Brown @RyanBrowns]

I’m accustomed to American portion sizes so it’s hard to imagine pulling a gun out in public and shooting just one person