Ryan Byrne, business professional

Founder, Principal, President, CEO Jorp! Media Network

[Ryan Byrne, business professional @ryanbyrneman]

$300+ to take my kids to a WWE show? I hope TNA or AEW come to town next year.

[Ryan Byrne, business professional @ryanbyrneman]

@LisaBakerComedy @realDonaldTrump I was worried you said cis

[Ryan Byrne, business professional @ryanbyrneman]

The main difference between me and my dad is when I say my kids are so creative I don't mean it as an insult. #fathersday

[Ryan Byrne, business professional @ryanbyrneman]

I'm going to be a father and husband once, I'm going to do a good job, and then I'm going to die

[Ryan Byrne, business professional @ryanbyrneman]

@cbcgem I meant defunding

[Ryan Byrne, business professional @ryanbyrneman]

Is Clerks 3 a good movie? No. But does it create feelings for a morbidly obese 40-something failed filmmaker? Yes. So maybe it's good?

[Ryan Byrne, business professional @ryanbyrneman]

I'm less Netflix and Chill and more Kanopy and a Good Night's Sleep

[Ryan Byrne, business professional @ryanbyrneman]

Hayden Panettiere came out as bisexual, that makes the Heroes fanfic I wrote in college 5% more accurate

[Ryan Byrne, business professional @ryanbyrneman]

My new job is spending 8 hours on twitter asking billionaires for $50k.

Hey Elon, I'll call it X for $50k. Xeeting for an additional $10k.

[Ryan Byrne, business professional @ryanbyrneman]

I wish @audible_com had more Mick Foley books

[Ryan Byrne, business professional @ryanbyrneman]

What's a theatre major's favourite meal? BRECHTFAST!

[Ryan Byrne, business professional @ryanbyrneman]

My tum tum one hour after eating chili

[Ryan Byrne, business professional @ryanbyrneman]

Kid Rock looks like what would happen if a woman could get pregnant from old cum on a toilet seat

[Ryan Byrne, business professional @ryanbyrneman]

Me every time I watch Invincible

[Ryan Byrne, business professional @ryanbyrneman]

Went to Costco for lunch, AMA

[Ryan Byrne, business professional @ryanbyrneman]

I'm not watching weird cartoons about trauma I'm MTVsTheMaxxing

[Ryan Byrne, business professional @ryanbyrneman]

I'm not jerking off I'm Brandimaxxing

[Ryan Byrne, business professional @ryanbyrneman]

I'm not in a bad mood, I'm grumpmaxxing

[Ryan Byrne, business professional @ryanbyrneman]

@NathanLeverette Depends on how many jalapenos are on your bowling alley nachos

[Ryan Byrne, business professional @ryanbyrneman]

Watching Severance and the Lumon company feels a lot like working for ATCO.