@piersmorgan On his birthday, too. Instead of the birthday bumps he'll be receiving the birthday bums, biting the pillow on D Wing. Where's your servants now, Andy?
@FootballTalkHQ Translated - "My brothers were shite at footy, so they jibbed it so they could sponge off me for my whole career". Fixed it for you lad.
@westerosies Having loved the series so far and awaiting WoW eagerly for years, now I'm over it. Lost interest in it due to his own lack of enthusiasm for finishing it. I bet there's lots like me that won't even bother reading it if it does come out because of this apathy.
@SpotifyUK Hi, trying to do the 3 month trial of audiobooks but the on the plan manager options my name is ticked but greyed out when trying to finalise
@LadbrokesCare Trying to put a bet on as a new customer but the app and chrome site so buggy it won't let me, tried on other phones and site is unusable
@MelanieCmusic Got a cheek using the 97 for cheap publicity after you have been up the S*ns arse. Bad wool, you're the opposite of a Scouser with that carry on.
@l3azza@LivEchonews Spot on. Horrific wool that publicised the S*n yet has just used the 97 on that stage for a cheap clap. Glad she got booed the arl boot.
@_shadesdaddy She publicised the newspaper that spread lies about the Hillsborough disaster despite there being a city wide ban on it since 1989. And for your second point she's from Widnes, it's not her hometown.
@unitetheunion@UKLabour@UniteSharon Why are our union fees continuing to support this Labour party? From the Grangemouth debacle to that class traitor Rayner telling striking binmen to go back to work...they don't represent us any more. Can't the union vote with its/our feet?
@AngelaRayner Class traitor. Traitor to the working men and women of this shithole country. Traitor to the elderly and disabled. Hope you can sleep at night. You fooled us all.
@marknelsoncomic Hello mate, came to see you late last year in Aberdeen and just noticed you're back here this weekend...is it the same show mate or new gear? Nice one