Ryan

Pounding hole 10 feet at a time

[Ben Stevens @BenScottStevens]

The Earth is 4.543 billion years old.

And you’re alive to witness the FIRST EVER time a 4-seed has UPSET the No. 1 national seed in its regional opener in NCAA baseball history.

May MADNESS.

[D1Baseball @d1baseball]

The only regional with three ranked teams, the Lincoln Regional is an absolute gauntlet 🤯

"I audibly gasped when the Lincoln Regional field was announced ... as Nebraska drew not one, but two No. 2 seed-caliber teams in Ole Miss and Arizona State."

🔗 https://t.co/uiJTtcZD2c

[Podcast Doesn't Exist @PodcastDoesnt]

The Tampa Bay Rays' newest analytical strategy is breaking Baseball again

[Random SEC @therandomsec]

I'm genuienly so lost on who's walking out of this regional.

[fooo @bitcoinpanda69]

As a stay at home husband, I spend most of my days and weeks lifting, tanning, training martial arts, and reading philosophy

when my haggard, hedge fund manager wife gets home from her 110 hour a week j*b to fund my lifestyle, I gotta say I am so pissed off she has been neglecting me

And she is always forgetting to pick up the milk at the store (I told her multiple times)

I know it's bad, but if she's tired maybe she should work less? Also if she even gave a shit about me at all, she would find a way make the time for me

and she's barely ever "in the mood"

Anyway that's why I'm cheating on her, which she deserves

[Nick Watts 🇺🇸 @NickWatts]

Future son: “Dad, did Rory ever win back to back Masters?”

Me: “No son. God fearing American patriot Cam Young unleashed his magacock on the field and saved us from European woke communism forever.”

[twicrates 5’8.375 @twicrates]

america was about to go on the most brain melting run of all time and then baby boomers took three puffs of ditch weed and decided enriching the third world would be more chill

[The Vigilant Fox 🦊 @VigilantFox]

Stephen A. Smith reveals the #1 business lesson Trump gave him that he has “never forgotten.”

“He said, ‘Not just know your worth, but go for it. Go for it all. Always pursue the most.’”

“And I said, ‘Explain. What do you mean?’”

“And he said, ‘When you go to a bank, and you borrow $3 million, and you can’t pay it back, you’ve got a problem.’”

“‘But when you go to a bank, and you borrow $300 million, and you can’t pay it back, WE’VE got a problem.’”

“He said, ‘The moral of the story is the MORE you convince someone to invest in you, the MORE they must work diligently to ENSURE your success.’”

“‘Don’t come cheap. Make sure you convince folks to make that requisite investment in you because they’ll be committed to you succeeding, because YOUR success means THEIR success, and they have a chance to recoup the investment they made in you.’”

“That’s how you do that. That was the advice that he gave, and I never forgot it.”

If you found that Trump story insightful, bookmark this post so you never forget it either.

Because when the right opportunity shows up, this is exactly what you’ll wish you remembered.

[Collin Rugg @CollinRugg]

NEW: Former UFC fighter Cain Velásquez shares a message to his fans after being released from prison for firing at a man who allegedly mol*sted his 4-year-old son at daycare.

In 2022, Velásquez got in a high-speed, 11-mile chase with accused pedo Harry Goularte Jr.

Velásquez reportedly rammed his car into Goularte's vehicle before pulling out his gun and firing at Goularte.

The DA's office had requested a sentence of 30 years to life for Velásquez.

He was sentenced to 5 years at the time, already serving 3 of them, but was able to earn additional time off after participating in rehabilitative programming.

Velásquez says he is happy to be back home with his kids and thanks his fans for their support.

Congrats, Cain.

[osaka pond dweller @SPCMNandHOBBES]

they absolutely nuked the demographics of this country man.. we used to have such a sick country…. makes me sick

[Oilfield Rando @Oilfield_Rando]

Get married to a stay at home mom, boom, standard deduction skyrockets and tax bracket lowers.

Have wife start an LLC and teach a few yoga classes or some other BS business, boom, you can buy a new SUV and deduct the entire cost under Sec 179.

Have kids, boom, EITC…

[Growth Labs @growthhub_]

He literally explained how to create wealth in 20s.

[iamyesyouareno @iamyesyouareno]

The U.S. has the third-highest murder rate. If you remove Chicago, Detroit, Washington, D.C., St. Louis, and Philadelphia, it would rank 189th out of 193 countries.

What do all these cities have in common?

[Debbie Bloodclot. @bettybloodclot]

This is happening in England
This is happening in Ireland
And Scotland
And Canada
And Australia
And NZ
Foreigners
Stabbing, raping,
Human Trafficking
Islam,Indians,Somalians
Are not compatible with Western Nations !
IDGAF if that makes me racist

[Joe Rogan Podcast News @joeroganhq]

Joe Rogan tells Ben Affleck and Matt Damon about the Wolverine stack.

[MERICA MEMED @Mericamemed]

No cell phones. Just people living in the moment.

[TheStormHasArrived @TheStormRedux]

If you think President Trump is not dead serious when he says, “we have the greatest military on earth,” just listen to Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff Dan “Raizin” Caine explain in detail how the military captured Maduro in the dark of night.

Unbelievably badass 🇺🇸

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

EuroTrip (2004) is a string of outrageous set pieces barely pretending to be a plot, but that’s the charm. The jokes are relentless, the logic is nonexistent, and Matt Damon showing up to steal the movie for a few minutes is still an all time surprise.

[🇺🇸 𝓐𝓟𝓡𝓘𝓛 𝓢𝓟𝓐𝓡𝓚𝓢 🇺🇸 @AprilSpark1890]

💯It’s time for
Ilhan Omar to go!!💯

“Because when a country isn’t allowed to remember who it is, that means someone else will decide for it.”

💯I say arrest them all then deport them out of here.💯

[ML Smith @maria48308]

This sh*t all started under Reagan.