Remember when we learned that our wealthiest and most powerful people were connected to a guy who ran a literal child sex trafficking ring? And then that guy died mysteriously in a jail? And now we just don't talk about it.
Happiest of birthdays to the living legend, John Carpenter, who turns 78 today! Please join us in wishing the master himself a great one! Thank you for all the memories thus far, John! Can't wait to see and hear what's next!