Ryan Chalmers

underwhelming

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I’m watching the Hail Mary project get out of here Taco Bell

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Yeah I actually wrote a dissertation on the Truman show

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@tmoneytweeter I’m starting to wonder if the cigs and voice thing are correlated

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In my free time, I like to chill

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@ilikekeaton @NFL @AggieFootball @ColinCowherd

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@Dr_Love2323 I’m here to speak my personal truths

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More like the black eyed G’s gosh dangit they are cool

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Who would you rather be

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Haven’t seen any good yo-yo tricks in awhile

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I once drove a bird scooter 20 minutes to get to a Twin Peaks

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I always forget I’m scared of heights until it’s too late

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@ilikekeaton I have literally never met one smart fish

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I had everything together until I stopped wearing my retainer

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@demmos48 I needed your son back in Houston

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If you thought you were lonely I just talked to the gas station cashier for 15 minutes

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@alyssacamyrn @TheWeirdWorld @ilikekeaton

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@mason_howard1 Thank u for supporting local business during this time

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Just learned that 17 tamales in 3 days is where I draw the line

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slow played it by telling her about my coronavirus infection

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Taco Bell tummy hurt