Alberta Ryan 🇨🇦

Shitposting into the void

[Alberta Ryan 🇨🇦 @ryancrf]

Me on my way to secure my Islamic mortgage financing and insurance refund

[YEGWAVE @yegwave]

Premier Danielle Smith says Alberta may explore a halal insurance model for Muslim residents, where participants could receive refunds if no claims are made, building on existing Islamic mortgage financing already available in the province 🇨🇦☪️

[Alberta Ryan 🇨🇦 @ryancrf]

@Lostinthewood14 @ctvedmonton Your elbows are so high they’re about to go interstellar

[Alberta Ryan 🇨🇦 @ryancrf]

@mrmikeMTL Piss them off more

[wealthmoose @wealthmoose]

🚨🇨🇦 When a government has to send grocery rebates so people can afford food, that's not compassion.

It's an admission that something has gone terribly wrong.

A healthy economy doesn't need rebate cheques to help families buy groceries.

It needs affordable food in the first place. 🇨🇦

#Canada

[Alberta Ryan 🇨🇦 @ryancrf]

@davidpattersonx Suicidal empathy. @GadSaad just wrote a book about it

[Alberta Ryan 🇨🇦 @ryancrf]

@willcostigan @calgaryman1986 @Reil76 Probably because it’s haunting my bank account

[Alberta Ryan 🇨🇦 @ryancrf]

I figured I’d celebrate pride month by cracking open my first ever Twisted Tea
#gayyyyy

[Alberta Ryan 🇨🇦 @ryancrf]

“Those starving kids just need to put their elbows up higher” - boomers probably

[Alberta Ryan 🇨🇦 @ryancrf]

@MarcNixon24 Their opinion is whatever Tides pays for it to be

[Alberta Ryan 🇨🇦 @ryancrf]

@RiseOfAlberta Fake polls to match their fake elections

[Alberta Ryan 🇨🇦 @ryancrf]

@TheoFleury14 Any time the government acts as a middle man they take a cut. Thus the price ends up higher. We just pay more on the back end through taxes and inflation

[Alberta Ryan 🇨🇦 @ryancrf]

@jasonjamesbnn On behalf of politicians through a non profit like the Tides Foundation

[Alberta Ryan 🇨🇦 @ryancrf]

I can see all the projects he’s got approved down in the corner

[Canada Proud @WeAreCanProud]

Still waiting for Mark Carney to sign his first trade deal.

[Alberta Ryan 🇨🇦 @ryancrf]

@WeAreCanProud I can see all the projects he’s approved down in the corner

[Alberta Ryan 🇨🇦 @ryancrf]

They need to have their fake polls match their fake elections, otherwise it would be too obvious

[Globalnews.ca @globalnews]

Already-low Alberta separatism support drops sharply from early 2026: Ipsos poll

https://t.co/LRcmxzx2X1

[Alberta Ryan 🇨🇦 @ryancrf]

@ctvedmonton You mean The Tides Foundation is exploring every avenue they can use the natives to stop Alberta separation referendum question

[Alberta Ryan 🇨🇦 @ryancrf]

@MarkJCarney My son has been job hunting for 6 months now. Nobody is hiring unless your last name is Singh

[Alberta Ryan 🇨🇦 @ryancrf]

If Canada could somehow export our bureaucratic red tape, our GDP growth would exceed Brookfields