ryan

texas ex, filmmaker, he/him

[ryan @ryancschwenn]

seattle on film

[Batto @Batto079]

Bro watching The Odyssey inside the Trojan Horse.

[ryan @ryancschwenn]

as a first time viewer there’s something incredibly surreal about love island. a guy named sincere lying his ass off, the app crashing after rising to number one on the app store, beating… chat gpt lol

[alice @eaarthlym6vies]

bold statement for an ntbtstwt user but this was the funniest thing i’ve seen in the theater all year

[wendell sandico @wendellsandico]

actually yeah you should be winning an Oscar for discovering Chase Infiniti

[ryan @ryancschwenn]

i genuinely can’t believe they let jimmy kimmel host this shit for like four years or whatever when conan was right there THE WHOLE TIME

[Punch Drunk Luke @WwwLukethoughts]

Double dolly shot during the halftime show

[ryan @ryancschwenn]

this is what 2026 is gonna feel like

[Dear Thommy 💘 @thom_weights]

three Blue Long Island Ice Teas deep at Buffalo Wild Wings

[Mike Guardabascio @Guardabascio]

That Guaraldi hit my ears on a Christmas like Mjolnir

[ryan @ryancschwenn]

my goat breaking 60+ year records

[Daniel Howat @howatdk]

Congrats to Richard Linklater, the first director to have two films nominated for the Golden Globe for Best Motion Picture, Musical or Comedy since 1963, when George Sidney was nominated for BYE BYE BIRDIE and A TICKLISH AFFAIR.

[ryan @ryancschwenn]

network on criterion

[Criterion Collection @Criterion]

✨Announcing our FEBRUARY 2026 Criterion releases✨https://t.co/gGVvfPkNZA

A prescient X-ray of the corrupted soul of a corporate-dominated America; an existential noir thriller set in 1940s California; four elegant, bawdy pre-Code movie musicals; and, fresh from theaters, a darkly comic, gonzo revenge thriller.

[ryan @ryancschwenn]

in my dream last night the codename kids next door movie was in the criterion collection

[ryan @ryancschwenn]

walking home from acl and the group behind me is all talking about how much they loved one battle after another. cultural victory by pta the likes of which we’ve never seen

[Jillian @JillianChili]

Defining images in film of the 2020s

[dess @lezzzzei]

no, donald trump is not dead. all we know for sure, however, is that he left the white house at exactly 2:17 am, vanishing into the night without a trace

[ryan @ryancschwenn]

@Rainerrhodes we gonna go see the neeson one or what

[ryan @ryancschwenn]

the improvisation in question was whether or not to exit at the usual exit route

[ryan @ryancschwenn]

driving to cane’s and jordan knows the route by heart, until there was construction and he hit me with the “i’m the great improviser, but i can’t do this in my head”

[ryan @ryancschwenn]

this texas softball game is reminding me exactly why i love baseball/softball. that fuckin grand slam, man…

[NEON @neonrated]

Winner of the Grand Prix at #Cannes2025, Joachim Trier's SENTIMENTAL VALUE, starring Renate Reinsve, Inga Ibsdotter Lilleaas, Elle Fanning, and Stellan Skarsgård, opens in theaters 11.7.