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Christ is Lord. Shire-scourer, Ring-bearer (side gig), most-dread-Gardener. iron pan enthusiast. "watery bigot".

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@DrunkKobold The Geonosians had wings, and constructed the Death Star. It's a Tower of Babel allusion.

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@SVVVAYED It's the brain's best effort at plotting the growth of a cancer in order to thwart or simply excape its spread. The dream like impression is the brain metaphorizing extremely challenging internal processes.

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@agraphafx yeah the poor slob was put out of his nervous, nauseous misery

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@DonutOperator

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@WKCosmo 5th generation, you are all "tourists" to me

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the terror!!!

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This version of Backrooms was an original concept for a horror movie but was pulled due to being far too scary.

Some members of the preview audience had to be airlifted to a nearby hospital and still haven't recovered to this day, no matter how many photos of Sydney Sweeney are shown to them.

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@Eric_Conn @TheJollyBrawler well certainly some shofar somewhere is gettin' blown, that's pretty evident

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@RevBCD @BonifaceOption I'm a baptist but I'm presby-adjacent because of their calm ferocity. denominational difficulties are a constant concern even for non-denom (who mostly lean baptist, with reformed or pentacostal or charismatic embellishments).

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@_SatanWatch

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@ADRoblesMedia Cue Mr Met playing slow motion volleyball, shopping for plants

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@HarmlessYardDog I can't be the only one who heard the intro to Michael Jackson's "Beat It" when I read this

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@jd_sauvage Incredible Hulk and She Hulk need a couples retreat methinks

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@HauntedCosmos_ This is my 12 Guage side-by-side. The left barrel I call "salt", and this here other one is "light".

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@joemama1285 People miss that Lucas bakes in a public service message to these scenes: "Be careful when you go fast, boys and girls, because remember what happened to Ratts Tyerell!"

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@YIMBYman

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@QuetzalPhoenix This is the essential plot to Don Quixote btw ... he starts a feverish dodder with a paper mache facemask and whores mocking him, and finishes as the revered and honored guest general in a war at sea.

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@Vicar1973 He had in His mind the golden-haired bride,
Beaming brought He bread, and wine sparkling-red.
(totally inspired by your post, brother)