Good sir @CaptAndrewLuck,
Hard times have descended on our glorious @colts. Our leader, a decent man named Daniel, has fallen to tragic means. His young lieutenant, a good person indeed by the name of Riley, seemingly has a case of gout in the knee.
Glory can shine upon our proud people and those who cheer us on. But we can not continue in this clear shambles.
Good sir, we have begun the search for leadership. We look to those of long age, who have moved to the farms for a quieter life, begging them for their advanced knowledge to ensure for us and our loved ones the chance at victory and immortality.
Capt. Luck, can we look to you? To place upon your shoulders the pads, and the people? To place upon your crown the helmet?
Capt. Luck, can we look to you For The Shoe?
We have a stew over the coals to warm you upon your arrivals, and the tenderloins are only a drop of oil away from perfection.
We beg of you, Capt. Luck. Answer the call, and bring our Colts to victory!
- Indianapolis
@93wibc
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Having tens of millions of people marked in Social Security as “ALIVE” when they are definitely dead is a HUGE problem.
Obviously.
Some of these people would have been alive before America existed as a country. Think about that for a second …
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