Ryan Egbert

Girl Dad

[Ryan Egbert @ryanegbert12]

Can’t think of a better way to end 2024. Thanks for helping us find the finish line @byu_cosmo #BYUHoops #babyrace

[Ryan Egbert @ryanegbert12]

Hey @Bowen_Collins what always runs but never walks, often murmurs, never talks, has a bed but never sleeps, has a mouth but never eats?

[Macy @macybakesegs]

Feb • 23 • 2019
Addresses! https://t.co/bl4rjsK9Xg https://t.co/fkCzaSP4oB

[Ryan Egbert @ryanegbert12]

There is a blizzard going on outside and my AC is blowing on me full blast #WorkProblems

[Ryan Egbert @ryanegbert12]

Tragedy struck today when I hit the wrong number on the vending machine...

Avocado potato chips??
Really?? 🥑🥔??

[Ryan Egbert @ryanegbert12]

@rebeccalane You take your own photos?! Nice work! Were you court side?

[K9 Sport Sack @K9SportSack]

Who else is enjoying the fall weather this weekend? @ryanegbert12 #k9sportsack #nodogleftbehind https://t.co/EVDOkSA7mr

[Ryan Egbert @ryanegbert12]

Dear @Cubs,
Thanks for winning WS last year. Now my 91yr-old Gma doesn’t worry at end of each season if she’ll ever see the day
-Sincere Fan

[Ryan Egbert @ryanegbert12]

"I think bowling bumpers are what's wrong with the millennial generation"
-My Mother

[Ryan Egbert @ryanegbert12]

@PaulCloward @ozy_amc @HobbleCreekGolf Both Monday's and Weds work for me. Where do you want to go?

[Ryan Egbert @ryanegbert12]

@ozy_amc @PaulCloward @HobbleCreekGolf If you veto the proposed time you have to suggest the next one

[Ryan Egbert @ryanegbert12]

@ozy_amc @HobbleCreekGolf @PaulCloward can come too

[Ryan Egbert @ryanegbert12]

@ozy_amc @HobbleCreekGolf I didn't know you golf, let's go sometime!

[Ryan Egbert @ryanegbert12]

First time golfing @HobbleCreekGolf

Lost 12 golf balls,
found 7
Final Score = 5 under
Not bad for 18...
...

(Previous lost ball record: 5)

[Ryan Egbert @ryanegbert12]

My grandma's advice to my cousin opening his mission call tonight:
"Don't get called to Guam!"

[Ryan Egbert @ryanegbert12]

I recommend trying the Smith's #ClickList. I've never felt more efficient, futuristic, or sad to not see 5 random people I know shopping.

[Ryan Egbert @ryanegbert12]

My deceased grandmother just received a life insurance offer in the mail...

...and I'm a little concerned

[Ryan Egbert @ryanegbert12]

@Jayleekayy I just got cut off by a woman on the phone whose license plate said 'BLING' thanks for asking

[Ryan Egbert @ryanegbert12]

@kegbert1 If you win I get one of those 4 tickets

[Ryan Egbert @ryanegbert12]

@ozy_amc @savk22 Haha dang!! You two would make good friends if you weren't arguing over some old Ute riding circles around campus. You still in SLC?