Ry ◡̈

just like the boys name

[Dudes Posting Their W’s @DudespostingWs]

Have yet to meet a man who actually wants to celebrate their birthday

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i need to sit by the ocean and disassociate for like three days.

[esther💕 @esthxerrr]

It's kind of incredible when you think about it. Two people have to meet at exactly the right point in their lives, want the same things, and choose each other at the same time. Love is unbelievably lucky.

[Joey Swoll @TheJoeySwoll]

People don't realize how much strength it takes for you to pull your own self out of a dark place mentally. If you've done that, I'm proud of you.

[Ry ◡̈ @ryanelizabethl]

@MrBeast 4.7M

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

People going to hate me but:

Weak father = Sl*tty daughter
Dominating mother = Mama's boy
Narcissistic mother = Insecure son
Absent father = Self-hating children
Poor marriages = Unhappy homes
Unhappy home = Unhappy society

Broken homes breed broken men,
and broken men burn the world.

Strong father = Confident daughter
Feminine mother = Masculine son
Loving parents = Secure children
Healthy marriage = Peaceful home
Peaceful home = Strong society

[Ry ◡̈ @ryanelizabethl]

@itsm_hope 68-4=64
64-8=56
56-16=40
40-32=8

8 is the answer

[Ry ◡̈ @ryanelizabethl]

@seyirnotlari 36 ÷ 3 =12
12 x 2 =24 — 32-24=8
50-8=42 — 42 ÷ 2 =21

Patrick: 12
Squidward: 8
SpongeBob: 21

[Barry @BarryOnHere]

I can't believe Phil Mickelson tried to have sex with multiple women. Just threw away all my golf clubs in protest.

[Stephen Stone - PhD Tricknologist @Stephen19718352]

People think I’m joking when I say you need to be sexually harassing your wife/gf every day. I am dead serious. It starts before you even get out of bed. You need to be groping and making jokes before your head leaves the pillow. You need to be playfully harassing her in the bathroom as she gets ready. You need to pick her up off the ground when you get home from work. You need to send her funny, sexually harassing texts during the day.

Your woman will be so happy to have a man constantly sexually interested in her. This is the best way by far to keep her happy. It also serves to diffuse all her illogical female thoughts, which she is burdened with. It will also result in you getting laid on a daily basis several years into a marriage.

You need to be sexual harassment MAXXING

[The woman @Tarmeim]

Your PARTNER is the one who’ll be beside you when your parents pass. Who’ll hold your hand through childbirth. Who might have to help bathe you when you’re too weak to stand. This isn’t just about butterflies or cute date nights. It’s about choosing someone who SHOWS UP, in grief, in chaos, in uncertainty. That’s why I don’t believe love ALONE is enough. It takes commitment, emotional maturity, and the strength to get through life’s hardest moments. Because when things get painfully real, romance won’t carry you, character will. Forever only works with someone who knows how to stay, even when it’s HARD to love.

[Ry ◡̈ @ryanelizabethl]

@Judianna shoelaces to all your boots and sneakers

[DividendMillennial @DividendMil]

The best part of being an adult is realizing nobody can stop you from spending $1,000 on a lazy river for your backyard.

As kids we dreamed about this stuff.

As adults we call it “financial planning.”

[. @Fimiye]

I really love that random wave of gratitude that hits you and reminds you of how blessed you are.

[Ry ◡̈ @ryanelizabethl]

“I wish I could just fart on you right now”

[Ry ◡̈ @ryanelizabethl]

@annhybri To God. Men are also called to love their wife just as Christ loved the church and gave his life for it

[sugamummy 🧚🏽‍♀️ @ceraliza]

Hadn’t seen my boyfriend in over a week, and when we finally sat down for dinner, he pulled out a piece of paper and said, “I’ve got so much tea to spill that I wrote it all down so I wouldn’t forget anything.” 😭😂