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almost as powerful of a rat as charles entertainment cheese

[ryan @ryanelizz]

@ChipotleTweets literally what is this why would you send us home with rancid guac…. And then not offer to fix it 🤢

[ryan @ryanelizz]

@CallMEkarlea Joey has to pay $20 a month…. Never paid it a day in his life. What a freeloader

[ryan @ryanelizz]

A bunch of dead shriveled up frogs just fell out of the sky and plummeted towards my head seemingly out of nowhere. Can someone tell me what this means? Am I about to die?

[ryan @ryanelizz]

@hannahanisellis Hi I live near a beach and you know how to make spicy margs

[ryan @ryanelizz]

I hate when I try to Google how to stop having anxiety about leaving your dog at home alone and all that comes back is dogs separation anxiety…. He has none WHAT ABOUT ME!!!!

[ryan @ryanelizz]

Hermione should’ve ended up with Viktor Krum and that is just a fact. I will no longer be speaking on this topic.

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

Look who I met the other day ! I felt like a teen!

[ryan @ryanelizz]

@jessicauphold Thank you! 🥰🤍

[ryan @ryanelizz]

@_ayjayy23 Love you both 😊🤍

[ryan @ryanelizz]

@FlesherNation Ok “Jeff”

[ryan @ryanelizz]

@FlesherNation @hattiedavis_

[ryan @ryanelizz]

Am I too young to start wearing a mumu every day

[ryan @ryanelizz]

I truly believe that some of the creepiest of men are the ones that slide into your Linkedin dms

[ryan @ryanelizz]

The guy that owns sandwich u was arrested for killing an officer with bear mace in the capital riots and I am truly ✨ not surprised ✨

[ryan @ryanelizz]

It’s my wizarding world, JK Rowling is just livin in it

[ryan @ryanelizz]

My world revolves around Chili’s honey chipotle chicken crispers

[ryan @ryanelizz]

What’s one book you wish you could reread for the first time again? I’ll start..... NORMAL PEOPLE BY SALLY ROONEY because it still emotionally haunts me to this day

[ryan @ryanelizz]

I guess it’s only fair that my dog have as weak of a stomach as I do 😞

[ryan @ryanelizz]

You all PREACH AND PREACH AND PREACH about needing a gun to protect your property, yet this woman is BREAKING INTO THE CAPITOL BUILDING and suddenly you’re all against it? Interesting.

[Ellen Streiff @EllenStreiff]

** WARNING Graphic Video **
Capitol Building Shooting; Close up view of shooter firing deadly shot at female protester (RIP🙏🏻)
https://t.co/O7ZUMRrpA9