Obi Wants, Cannot Be

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Apa-apaan ini. Merem Jumat, bangun Senin pagi?!

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Soal matematika:

Budi membeli 15 batang coklat untuk diberikan kepada Putri.

Putri memberikan 15 batang coklat tersebut kepada Dimas.

Berapa krat kawa-kawa yang harus dibeli Budi?

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Koar-koar bikin tagar #KaburAjaDulu tapi kalo dimintain bantuan, malah kicep. Bacot doang. Tagar gini outputnya aksi, gak cuma sosmed borrr...

Ayo, mana gerakan bantuannya? Kami masih terjebak minim koneksi dan sumber daya nih, jan cuma bacot bikin tagar doang.

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Why seek validation from the same world that crucified a perfect man?

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2 unskippable ads

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you just made food. you're at the table. laptop open. what are you watching first?

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Anak tetangga umur 3 stengah tahun, semenjak sering dimandiin pake Zwitsal jadi suka denger musik rock.

Ternyata yg dipake Zwitsal o' Mine.

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Dear Saudi Teams,

Please dont take our best players; Ivan Cavaleiro and Anthony Knockaert. We really need them to do good and win. If you took them from us, we would be very sad.

Yours sincerely,
Every Fulham Fan

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Pok ame-ame, belalang kupu-kupu
Siang makan nasi kalo malem anxiety

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• Atlet GABOLEH pake dopping kalo berlaga.
• Binaragawan GABOLEH pake steroid.
• Kita jaman sekolah GABOLEH liat catatan pas ujian.

Tapi kenapa para peserta Kontes Kecantikan (Beauty Pageant) BOLEH pake make-up?

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Orang yg gasuka keramaian macem gue gini mah tinggal nunggu di youtube aja, gaperlu ngeluarin duit buat tiket nonton mahal-mahal.

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Kota, kota apa yg paling sering bikin kamera kecil buat travelling?

- Kulon GoPro

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Semua agama mengajarkan cinta. Tapi kalo beda agama dilarang saling mencinta.

Itu Tuhan, satu di atas sana, cekikikan sendiri ngeliat tingkah kita bikin versi masing-masing ngartiin ajaran-Nya 🤣

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Gue dulu punya temen SD-SMP, kalo ditanya pas ulangan selalu jawab "gak tau." Eh, pas keluar nilainya, selalu di atas 85.

Pen tau kabarnya. Udah punya temen belom itu.

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Coba itu yang dulu jaman SD main nikah-nikahan ame gue pas jam istirahat.

Inget ye; kite belon cerai!

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Sabda ayahku hari ini...

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D'you guys ever realized how a relationship is at risk when the woman is unhappy?

But, when the man is unhappy, they tend to thug it out at first.

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Waktu SD, 5000 sejam dibilang murah.

Pas udah gede, 500 sejam bilang mahal.

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Sepak Bola Eropa (???)

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Songong pisan, anyink. Ulah nu kitu, lamun acan bisa balap motor bari dikonci setang mah...

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Merasa dibungkam?

Seenggaknya, Jepang walopun disensor, masih normal. Anda kok dukung yg tidak normal. Jangan aneh-aneh. Kalah jadinya, kan...