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voted most likely to die

[pannekook 🫶 @pannekook]

my dad used to work at a chemical plant on san diego bay. people would commit suicide by jumping off of the coronado bridge, and occasionally they’d do it on the wrong side and plummet into his work’s parking lot instead of the water and total his coworker’s cars

[Alex Rosen @iFightForKids]

30 minutes later lol

[ryan @ryanfkinhatesu]

andrew cuomo has nipple piercings

[Dan @leathergregory]

Ah, yes. My hands. My normal, human hands. We must clap with my normal, human hands. Congratulation.

[Trey the Explainer @Trey_Explainer]

New vocal stim unlocked

[madimoiselle ♡ @drivingmemadi]

this will keep me going for a few weeks

[eden is online @peedenisonline]

imagine spending your last moments on earth staring at some college student like this

[ryan @ryanfkinhatesu]

andrew cuomo has nipple piercings

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

Sharon Osbourne straightening Ozzy’s hair with an iron. That’s the tweet.

[Alan MacLeod @AlanRMacLeod]

"Newsweek asked ChatGPT" -- absolutely peak journalism, here. 🤡

[Pyrocoors @pyr0chlore]

BREAKING: Mommy has my nose.

HOLY SMOKES.

[dinosaur @dinosaurs1969]

how it feels to ask someone if theyre gonna eat their pickle

[keegan @FranziaMom]

Weezer - “Buddy Holly” (1994)

[ape escape the dj the show 🦧💿📺 @ap33scap3]

this as a tramp stamp

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Gotta hand it to him this is a generationally insane way to start a statement about anything

[studio_dad @studio_daddy]

@PopBase

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Lorde shares new photo.

[peter @petersoiree]

future of the music industry is safe in their hands