Ryan Hume

I got a free blue check from a depression questionnaire.

[Ryan Hume @ryanfnhume]

@YukiLunarq Maybe

[Ryan Hume @ryanfnhume]

Serious question: now that Republicans are a minority, do they have to worry about being pulled over by ICE? #Midterms2026

[Ryan Hume @ryanfnhume]

@DDG43Navy Um, how old was your milk already when you posted this 7 hours ago because this aged into cheese.

[Ryan Hume @ryanfnhume]

The big orange baby has been swaddled by anti-fascists, by which I mean, the majority of Americans. State by state by state by state by state by state and probably more states too. Reports say the baby is still mumbling about the superiority of Corinthian columns. #Midterms2026

[CUBS WORLD @CubsWorld80]

Barack Obama decided to hit Pete Hegseth with the elbow from the top rope. Absolutely brutal takedown.

[ToutdeSuiteLaSinner Is Salty AF @ToutSuiteSinner]

This is brilliant.

[Ryan Hume @ryanfnhume]

@ryan_ridge One Hour of Solitude

[Ryan Hume @ryanfnhume]

@omgsidewalks Children of Men

[Ryan Hume @ryanfnhume]

@Airaasayss I see 15 holes in the shirt, but only one asshole. 🤷

[Ryan Hume @ryanfnhume]

@fakedansavage This one is close. RIP

[Ryan Hume @ryanfnhume]

👇👇👇

[Ryan Hume @ryanfnhume]

Hmm. Alan Greenspan died. The ghost of Ayn Rand thinks it is too expensive to shed tears over an acolyte, so I listened to Crass' "Do They Owe Us a Living?" instead.

[Ryan Ridge @ryan_ridge]

Your Honor, my clients reject attachment to all material things, which obviously also includes the 242 pounds of suitcase weed.

[Ryan Hume @ryanfnhume]

So we are doing #NoKings every Saturday from now on, right?

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

This is truly humiliating, not only for himself but the entire fucking country.

[Ryan Hume @ryanfnhume]

Trump's third term.

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

In 3 words

[Ryan Hume @ryanfnhume]

Come on out with a warm beverage. Fuck ICE.

[Ryan Hume @ryanfnhume]

@AntiTrumpCanada Don't fret. Somewhere out there in the future, there's a cheeseburger that is going to deserve a national medal and a statue.

[Ryan Hume @ryanfnhume]

This is a response directed at a single individual who happens to be the oldest toddler the world has ever seen.

[The Nobel Prize @NobelPrize]

Statement from the Nobel Foundation

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For additional information, please refer to the Norwegian Nobel Committee: https://t.co/HqL1ZR8Bos

[Ryan Hume @ryanfnhume]

@BernieSanders just gave @RFKJr_Official one hell of a colonoscopy. Then @RFKJr_Official said it wasn't so bad, because buttholes don't exist. He poops out of his mouth. Then he looks at the ceiling, leaves the House, finds a Blue Whale, and punches it in the eye. For optics.

[Ryan Hume @ryanfnhume]

@ryan_ridge Certainly my fave.