ryan

graphic designer • co-host of @hackorslash

[ryan @ryanfremeau]

The eagles lost and my mom asked me why there’s no pictures of her on my FB so my life has hit a new all time low.

[ryan @ryanfremeau]

One day you watched something with Jennifer Coolidge in it, and then you never saw anything ever again without her in it

[ryan @ryanfremeau]

Some guy puts a football on the ground and for some reason we bring the magical chains of precision out to measure it

[ryan @ryanfremeau]

When I die measure my burial place the same way they measure first downs

[ryan @ryanfremeau]

PULLING OUT THE CHAINS TO MEASURE A SPOT WHERE SOME MIDDLE AGED WHITE GUY IN A STRIPED SHIRT JUST RANDOMLY DECIDED UPON IS THE DUMBEST PART OF FOOTBALL

[ryan @ryanfremeau]

I want to be drunk in a pool with a lil sunburn

[ryan @ryanfremeau]

Plz enjoy this thread

[Bookish Ezioma @EziomaKalu]

A thread of some really hilarious book dedications. 😂

[ryan @ryanfremeau]

I parallel parked perfectly and nobody was around to see 😔

[ryan @ryanfremeau]

And I’m never asking for an iced drink to be remade, cmon

[ryan @ryanfremeau]

Why do coffee shops resort to iced as a default 🙃

[ryan @ryanfremeau]

Why do coffee shops resort to iced as a default 🙃

[ryan @ryanfremeau]

I don’t like the best-team-in-the-nfl pressure 😩

[ryan @ryanfremeau]

Yesterday I saw shorts for sale WITH A CROTCH ZIPPER TO OPEN FOR SUNNING YOUR BUM

[ryan @ryanfremeau]

There’s nothing more I can say. Some people sun their booty when they’re having a bad day. This is 2022.

[ryan @ryanfremeau]

Good morning to everyone except those people who believe they need direct sunlight on their crotch to be healthy

[ryan @ryanfremeau]

Good morning to everyone except those people who believe they need direct sunlight on their crotch to be healthy

[ryan @ryanfremeau]

And why did the electric scooter dude do the same thing 😂😂😂

[Ian Fraser @Ian_Fraser]

Italian cyclist Michael Guerra uses his knowledge of physics and aerodynamics to adopt a “plank” position and overtake his competitors.

[ryan @ryanfremeau]

This exacerbates my “how do men ride bikes” thought conundrum

[Ian Fraser @Ian_Fraser]

Italian cyclist Michael Guerra uses his knowledge of physics and aerodynamics to adopt a “plank” position and overtake his competitors.

[ryan @ryanfremeau]

Today life took me down a path that led to gluing hair onto hard boiled eggs for an hour. So there’s that lmao

[ryan @ryanfremeau]

Low key, is it since I quit my job? Is quitting your job good for the soul? 🤭

[ryan @ryanfremeau]

I will no longer be watching instagram stories if y’all gone make me hear them. Das crazy.

[ryan @ryanfremeau]

@StacksBreadup Oh it’s grand.

[ryan @ryanfremeau]

I don’t want anything from the apple event after I just quit working for them, so that’s my win today. No fomo 👏