Ryan Gerrietts

Dedicated father to the cutest and smartest little man ever!

[Ryan Gerrietts @ryangerrietts]

@ChaosAgent_42 Imagine this monumental moment in your life and this complete chud can’t even snap a button together.

[HumanityOverPower @TracyPalestine6]

Even at Lindsey Graham's funeral, Donald Trump shits his pants.
The poor secret service agent behind him looks like he is going to die. 😂🤮

[Jacob @Jacobtheclipper]

If I am Angel Reese’s trainer I am forcing her to do the Mikan drill 3 hours a day. It is INEXCUSABLE to be 6’4” and miss all these layups in the SAME game.

The 3rd graders I coach finish better than this girl does around the rim 🤦🏻‍♂️😂

(@BrickCenter_ )

[Ryan Gerrietts @ryangerrietts]

@Emotion78687 Can I pet dat doggggg

[Ryan Gerrietts @ryangerrietts]

@DarkFootage_0_o That’s Mitch McConnell

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Mariner. He was born completely deaf, which means he gets to enjoy fireworks with all the sparkle and none of the boom. 13/10

[Ryan Gerrietts @ryangerrietts]

@joeroganhq

[Ryan Gerrietts @ryangerrietts]

@GigglingGanon He must be fun at parties 🥴

[Kevin W. @Brink_Thinker]

He’ll be telling his buddies this story for decades 🙌

[Ryan Gerrietts @ryangerrietts]

@MindOfBron What in the Mossy Oak Real Tree Bass Pro Shops shit is KD wearing?

[Ryan Gerrietts @ryangerrietts]

@DAGToddBlanche @POTUS It should be illegal to smell like a damn skunks ass though

[Joe Kent @joekent16jan19]

After much reflection, I have decided to resign from my position as Director of the National Counterterrorism Center, effective today.

I cannot in good conscience support the ongoing war in Iran. Iran posed no imminent threat to our nation, and it is clear that we started this war due to pressure from Israel and its powerful American lobby.

It has been an honor serving under @POTUS and @DNIGabbard and leading the professionals at NCTC.

May God bless America.

[Riley @Ri_S_OB]

LeBron never did that

[Ryan Gerrietts @ryangerrietts]

@RepMarkHarrisNC How do ELECTED OFFICIALS not fucking know the process of registering to vote? Jesus Christ

[Ryan Gerrietts @ryangerrietts]

@emilyaustin Maybe worry a liiiiiittle less about how athletes represent the US and more about how the president represents the US. Dingbat.

[Andrew Justin @COSportsNut]

People out here worried about how American athletes represent America but not worried about how the President represents America

Make it make sense

[Ryan Gerrietts @ryangerrietts]

@jakepaul ICE is not dispatched to your location when you call 911 if you’re in trouble. You absolute fucking potato.

[Die-Hard Chicago @DieHard_Chicago]

The Bulls are 373–471 since firing Thibs in 2015.

0 playoff series wins.

[Ryan Gerrietts @ryangerrietts]

@GOP Imagine being fat comparing even minutely to being a racist. 🤡

[Ryan Gerrietts @ryangerrietts]

@JakeLang That was a very feminine way of doing whatever the fuck you just did. The costume checks out with that performance as well.