Ryan Gleason

Just because you put syrup on something don't make it pancakes.

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Me after seeing Arizona Iced Tea go from 99¢ to $1.99

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Imagine finding out your friend is a celebrity impersonator

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First official look at Tom Cruise's make-up in 'DIGGER'

In theaters October 2

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Me: opens any social media app

Social media:

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Thats Rocky Gibraltar, strongest toy in the mf room

[beanmouth strikes again @piperocktheory]

who the fuck was this dude

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They dont even look alike

[One Take 🎬 @OneTakeNews]

Zendaya is rumoured to replace Matt Damon the 'BOURNE' franchise.

(via @TheInSneider)

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Bro’s got a hammer on him

[Ras🥀 @fluffyfrappee]

Hey @grok my boyfriend's pants always tear in the same spot. I'm wondering what could be the reason for this?

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Since some of these arent movies anyway imma just go with BLUE MOUNTAIN STATE! GO GOATS!

[Every movie 🎬🍿 @everymovieandtv]

what is your favourite Alan Ritchson movie?

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Apparently Family Guy Predicted… Me🤠

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Sarah Paulson, she is a great actress but i was so into AHS i cannot see her outside of those roles so every time shes in a film i just think of the Banana song with her and Jessica Lange

[Kristina Bolten @Kristinartz]

Name an actor or actress who immediately makes you
NOT want to watch a movie if they're in it.

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Turns out theres like 6 versions. I love it.

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First time i heard this guy say “Buy See You Soon” instead of “Bye Have A Beautiful Time” i thought i was losing my fucking mind

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Sometimes i feel like the one pretzel in the bag thats oddly not salted and bland and therefore less desirable

[Ryan Gleason @ryangleasonnyc]

All TMZ pictures look like stalker photos that get found before the suspect is arrested on SVU

[TMZ @TMZ]

🤩 "The Bear" star Jeremy Allen White shows off rock-hard abs during a shirtless run.

Photos: https://t.co/H1nuweTlP5

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The rage and gut wrenching disgust i feel when Snapchat shows me a memory is insane

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Real talk after i watch those porns where the lady gettin boinked by a dude while she is “on the phone with her man” i feel mad sad for the hypothetical cuck

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Took two shits at work today i dont even give a fuck anymore

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The sexy gingerbread women

[Every movie 🎬🍿 @everymovieandtv]

Here's the first look at Shrek 5
Which character are you anticipating to see the most?

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Has he watched the last 2 seasons of Family Guy?

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Seth MacFarlane says he has a clear idea for a ‘FAMILY GUY’ movie.

“If I have a really dismal failure, like I produce a movie or show that fails so badly, the only thing that can cleanse is the Family Guy movie. That’s when I’ll do it.”

(Source: https://t.co/VXWymp2FrH)

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Not only is it a smart and clever take on a zombie genre, its the most realistic. Not everyone is a survivalist badass, some of us are middle class regular people who just want to be with those they care about and protect them. This movie has so much heart and so many laughs.

[Frank Goodman @MASKEDMANIACXXX]

What are your Thoughts on SHAUN OF THE DEAD?

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SHES EATING PUPPIES???

[GOP Ls @GOP__Ls]

🚨 Per Trump’s request, Ghislaine Maxwell is now being given gourmet food and has been provided several puppies.

She is serving a 20-year sentence for child sex trafficking.