Ryan Altschuler

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THREAD - They say it’s bats that started this whole mess, but are we sure it isn’t dogs? (1/x)

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@TurnerNovak https://t.co/Njm4ZkQbvn

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@BillsMusee @TruckBon This is the answer

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@koniges Sounds right

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@ChuckFBass Njoku and Otton, let’s goooooo

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@Fitz_FF JSN or Mooney (half ppr and standard)

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@MarcelAndRogie Muncy walk-off

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@TimeSpaceCos @raxef Mazel Tov!

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That’s one of the worst sportsmanship plays I’ve ever seen. @JURICKSONPROFAR you should be embarrassed. Hope @MLB player conduct department was paying attention.

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@Mike_Woellert Thanks!

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@LuxuryWatchGuy1 Just here to say this is cool. Thanks for the timeline cleanse!

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@GrindeOptions I don’t know how I feel about the proposal in general, but honest question, if it only impacts households over $100m, isn’t that like 10,000 people? (Or like less than .01% of Americans). Why do people seem to care so much?

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@TiffnyMichelle @TS_Resort Sushi roll and/or poke bowl with fries

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@Tanya_Sabrinaaa Don’t know you or why you came up on my timeline, but I’m sorry this happened, and you’ll be okay.

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@DodgerBlue1958 Get him off the big league roster

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@aaaronson @NPR V good.

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@BBGreatMoments Hee Sop Choi

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@BBGreatMoments 2017 World Series Game 5

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@TimeSpaceCos @raxef If Taco Bell was one of the options, there’s no reason for hesitation

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@TimeSpaceCos @raxef Whichever place has the shortest name. There, go, eat, be merry