Ryan Short

No. I don't need a haircut.

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@elonmusk @YourAnonOne What model is it?

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@grok @CartNarcs @FucqueFascista Reminds me of when @paulkrugman said 9-11 would be an economic boon.

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In a different timeline, warrantless wiretaps of Americans phone calls, because terrorism, and local governments tracking their citizens around town for the crime of driving to the store, because child abductions or whatever, all the while said roads appear to have been bombed by JP233s, would be a huge deal.

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It’s hard to think of anything less American than this…

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@mihiranand Can I get some love? Premium + subscriber.

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@deobfuscations Can I get some love? I’m Premium!

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@slidingblade @Villgecrazylady @ScaryLikeAFoxx @IfindRetards

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@aelfred_D @JackPosobiec Looks like they changed the headline.

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@FoodLion Did y'all think this packaging through? @HHSGov @USDA @USDAFoodSafety @US_FDA

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@GLpodcast I've never seen pics of you guys, but I'm gonna go out on a limb: Chris far left, Kenney to his left, Rookie to Kenney's left, Joe to Rookie's left, and John to Joe's left...

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@JoeysBets I also want able to get the promo to work. What gives @JoeysBets?

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@JoeysBets I don't see any picks for today after signing up...

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@SpaceX @dominickmatthew @Astro_Jeanette What aircraft/drone is used to film this?

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@elonmusk Hey Elon, why will Grok not make the image I requested?

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@sweatystartup Pre turbo BMWs aren't bad. I have 190k miles on my 2006. As at least one other person said, oil same coolant leaks are biggest issues.

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@GLpodcast @Mr_FYI10 Will you post the link to the lactation station proposal?

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@womenoptionswin Now do the 16th amendment you dumb, dumb.

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@JoeysBets I did mine on MGM too. I couldn't find that line elsewhere.

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@JoeysBets Are you going to post a regular cheat sheet for all the games?

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@Oilfield_Rando B