Ryan Sims

shout if you need a freelance writer, flak or advice on wine.

alum of campaigns, @emilyslist, @americanbridge, philanthropy. "such a hater."

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appears I’ve peaked

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overhearing a conversation on “the business case for employee mental health” because Bosses Are Really Looking Out For Us

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why newsrooms need wine industry sources who used to be progressive flaks:

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fuckin bleak dudes

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@sam_baker they go to ones that serve a ‘dark and stormy daniels’

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cbs has such a creative roster of programming: cop show, crossover cop show, cop show but military, cop show but fires, cop show but spies. and ghosts.

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lsu shooting lights fucking out and refs taking a whole shit in the bed at both ends of the floor. wild game

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can anyone explain how on christ’s earth they can impanel an ostensibly impartial jury for the trump case?

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Lester Holt just asked if being trans had anything to do with the shooting so fuck you Lester Holt

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sweating through a lyft ride because opening the window is somehow a small crime

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fuck https://t.co/edQKLAKVuo

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oh my oh great https://t.co/72FQcqUZjL

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fight, little ones. fight.

[John McCormick @McCormickJohn]

“I don’t know what goes into paying hush money to a porn star,” @GovRonDeSantis tells reporters in Florida.

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damn what a bummer ending for Kennesaw

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imagine your kid was going to have the last name Dick and you named them Grady

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Colorado conservatives may lack the ability to win but fuck if they don’t fight above their weight in sheer evilness https://t.co/LwO7lSaViH

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Come to Lost Lake tonight for the S.G. Goodman show and hang with every variety of socially left white person

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the man does know the criminal code

[Arthur Delaney 🇺🇸 @ArthurDelaneyHP]

Bob Menendez says he wishes DC would revisit its criminal code, won’t say if he’ll vote to overturn the new law.

“I’m for statehood but until you have statehood the Constitution dictates there is some jurisdiction”

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democratic presidents selling out Washingtonians is such a fucking awful recurring plot

[Burgess Everett @burgessev]

Just needs a simple majority so this thing looks primed to pass with Manchin support. Big news in Senate and for DC autonomy

Story here https://t.co/3PrkHDabtk

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makes sense I mean this sounds fucking sinister

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@cwarzel @GolfersJournal bought myself and my dad subs from the CS holiday gift guide and it is beyond expectations