Ryan Guard

Executive Advisor at Culture Index.

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@tylerbraun @drewdyck @RebeccMcLaugh My wife and I actually bought a couch this week that’s 156” wide, that way we never actually have to sit together. It’s our ministry.

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@Bickley_Marotta Dillon Brooks, but y'all messed that up and signed him.

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I had @Mishbia15 sign my wallet in November of 2023 for good luck. A few months later I landed the best job I've ever had, where I'll make 10x more a year than I ever have. Coincidence??

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@Bickley_Marotta I spent $300 at the grocery store last week, and brought every single bag inside in one trip.

22 bags, 2 gallons of milk, 1 box of chips.

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@drewdyck Dear Gen Z,

Don't let him lie; Drew is one of you.

https://t.co/xp0wEkLYhG

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I am a single-issue voter. My single issue is that I will not vote for any candidate who calls, texts, or emails me.

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@BleacherReport @MarcJSpears You don’t usually see people put the “kick me” sign on their own back…

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@Bryan_Ault Saved this on my phone a couple weeks ago.

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@shaTIRED I had to go see what he sounded like when he wasn't singing, and this is NOT what I was thinking I would hear: https://t.co/8UdtxriAca

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@RememberThtDude @BeanieWells26 @BarstoolOSU @OhioStateFB @BuckeyeNatty @Ironspot @NanduriNFL @AmberHolley05 @refjakeclemons @Buckeyeslife247 @asianposh2022 I see what you're doing there, but... Davanzo Tate was 5'10" 185lbs when he was stiff-armed into oblivion. That's no little boy haha

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@girdley What sets Delta apart?

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@drewdyck I'm going on hour number 8 of removing tile in my house. About to remove a toilet for the first time ever, and if that doesn't go right, it'll be really wrong.

Hope that helps.

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He's still not old enough to drive but my boy @GriffinGuard_10 will run you over!

His junior and senior years are going to be really fun to watch.

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@AndyStanley Was lucky enough to work with Joel for a few years at Mission. He's one of the best leaders I've ever worked for. If I had a vote, he'd have mine.

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@Bickley_Marotta Christmas or Spring Training are always right around the corner!

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@BethMooreLPM You're going to be making a sandwich later, and realize that you're humming this song, and you'll be trapped in this headspace with me forever as well :)

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@deepseasponge99 @xmaggiepiazzax https://t.co/CzuOxcH93w

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@xmaggiepiazzax Ah crap, my mistake. Didn’t realize it was a different ride.

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@xmaggiepiazzax Ah crap, my mistake. Didn’t realize it was a different ride.

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@xmaggiepiazzax This was seriously bound to happen. I rode this stupid thing unbuckled.

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I was at Magic Mountain about to ride Goliath. I accidentally put the harness between my knees instead of over them. When harness-checker-guy got to me he said "Uh you did that wrong" but then THE RIDE BEGAN, so he goes "I guess it's gonna have to work."

I rode Goliath unbuckled