Ryan Smith

Everyone just calls me Helmet.

[Melanie D'Arrigo @DarrigoMelanie]

The maximum amount a person can donate to a candidate is $3500.

Miriam Adelson just donated another $25 million.

Citizens United didn’t give corporations “free speech.”

It let billionaires buy elections and legally bribe politicians.

End Citizens United.

[Nebraska Track & Field/Cross Country @HuskerTFXC]

NATIONAL FIELD ATHLETE OF THE YEAR. 👑‼️

Axelina Johansson has been crowned the @USTFCCCA D1 National Women's Field Athlete of the Year!

- 2x National Shot Put Titles 🏆🏆
- NCAA Indoor Shot Put Record Holder, 19.72m (64-8 ½)
- No. 2 NCAA all-time Outdoor Shot Put, 19.97m (65-6 ¼)
- 2x Big Ten Shot Put Titles 🥇🥇
- World Indoor Championship Bronze 🥉

#GBR

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

I refuse to notarize this Memorandum of Understanding if it says what is being reported

[Steven Huffman @Poeslawisalive]

President Trump reveals that the stack of money we’re giving Iran is taller than a skyscraper.

[Courtney Anne @CourtAnne1225]

Someone take grandpa’s phone, he is talking crazy on the internet again

[Dan Osborn @osbornforne]

BREAKING: Two most unlikable people in America hold campaign rally together.

[Wu Tang is for the Children @WUTangKids]

The Europeans found Waffle House but come on folks it’s ok to use your hands 🤣

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

He mastered this app in 72 hours in a way I haven’t been able to do in almost 9 years

All you can do is tip your cap

[DJ Ray G @Elev8Nation]

I want to give major props to @jylfeng , I TAKE NO CREDIT FOR THIS AT ALL its all him. I just got these EPIC videos he created and put it together. HOW WILL IT END @spurs FANS?? #gospursgo #porvida GO FOLLOW FOR THE ENDING COMING SOON!

[Annalea 🪷🐝🌻 @citizengatsby]

Crucial Taunt has dropped out of Trump’s Freedom 250 concert.

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

The Office was great but P&R built a whole damn community with dozens of memorable characters

[Ryan Smith @ryanhelmetsmith]

@3YearLetterman And their need to reshare it. 2026 version of the chain email/letter. They can't help themselves.

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

The worst combination of 2026 is Boomers and AI, whether making or viewing

[Mason Haas @boss_haas38]

@Sarpy_Scanner

[Schick and Nick Show @schicknickshow]

Jay Moore will have questions.

[Nebraska Softball @HuskerSoftball]

SHE'S MADE FOR THE MOMENT.

KUSZIE CALLS GAME.

[Nebraska Softball @HuskerSoftball]

Today's the day.

🆚: Arkansas
📍: Devon Park
⌚️: 8:30 PM CT
📺: @espn
📻: @HuskersRadio

[Nebraska Huskers @Huskers]

Elevating the standard.

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

Yesterday, an impoverished Bangladeshi man and aspiring grifter tried to flex on me. It did not end well for him

Come walk with me down memory lane

[weasel @WeaselHandyMan]

many people have asked me about our dockumentarys improppable revelation that @catturd2 and @JoJoFromJerz are father and daughter.

so i dug around and found my old vhs copy of the morry povich show when this was #first revealed. enjoy