Ryan

[ESPN College Football @ESPNCFB]

It's August.

There will be college football this month.

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

That the Bears are Back https://t.co/klDi2BAXks

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

When this happens u should automaticaly become Presdent

[Ryan @ryanholstrom15]

@zachcord DL bound

[Tim Alberta @TimAlberta]

Poor kid from Flint passes on millions in NBA lottery to come back for soph year and win a title. Mom (allegedly) takes $400 from agent. And the rich kids in Madison call him “cheater.” What a system. What a world. https://t.co/H4qS6J3uyt

[Kellie Rowe @kellierowe]

a bus. you invented a bus. https://t.co/3ukPsQv0IU

[Deadspin @Deadspin]

The Winter Olympics feature 2,951 of the world's greatest athletes, and also this woman: https://t.co/jGCNyxZGSX

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

I’m talking about Mountain Dews baby https://t.co/9iyrNvkK1L

[bella @bellakmartinez2]

southerners: this snow is so pretty!
northerners: this isn't even a real snow- just you wait. i was born in an igloo and i drove to school on a snowmobile. we eat ice for every meal. i can't wait to die in a snow bank. warmth? never heard of it.

[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

🗣 THERE WAS A BOMB SOUTH OF THE BORDER #ForTheBrand

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Michigan State took over at the Big House ... again.

[Ryan @ryanholstrom15]

I've got #MichiganState to take the W in this week's @Wendys #RivalryBeef. Who's got your vote? https://t.co/zZRW6pCpFl

[Michael Cerami @Michael_Cerami]

“We were a little hungover in the first half, but showed up to brunch in the second half.”

Anthony Rizzo on 2017 season. #LetsWinTwo

[Chicago Cubs @Cubs]

Cubs win! Cubs CLINCH the NL Central!

Final: #Cubs 5, #STLCards 1. #FlyTheW

[Carolina Panthers @Panthers]

Now go back and read the first word of our tweets from the last three days

[Whataburger® @Whataburger]

You would not believe your eyes
if 10 million Whataburger fries
appeared on your tray for you to eat

[Baseball Bros @BaseballBros]

Such a good dog! (via @Zach_ABC21)