my odds for this weekend
to shag a lass - 1/1
to take gear - 1/1
to take pills - 1/1
to be arrested - 1/1
to slide tackle a goth - 1/1
to have pilly willy - 1/1
to not pay tic - 1/1
to scrap - 1/1
to stay sober - 1000000/1
to make it home - 100000/1
to knock someone out - 1/1
I knew America was a weird country but I’ve just found out that everyone over there is excited for “mashed potato season” instead of just eating it four times a week for the entire year like the rest of the world
Her: “bet he’s thinking of another girl”
Him: “Is it too risky playing Walker at CB when Maguire can fill in, Rashford needs to start but who drops out, do we play two holding midfielders, what if Kane receives no service, do we have a plan B if teams work out our formation”