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[ryan @RyanIsBallinOut]

@AndyDemetra

[ryan @RyanIsBallinOut]

Heal(THC)are

[ryan @RyanIsBallinOut]

@HeyItsKamo It's a major so he isn't really crawling back, I think he's invited technically

[ryan @RyanIsBallinOut]

@danielgothits Leave the thumb for us real ones 🫡🙏🕊️

[ryan @RyanIsBallinOut]

"Will you be using the McDonald's app today?"

"Roger that. Code Delta Tango Zero Six"

[ryan @RyanIsBallinOut]

It is better to be a warrior in a war, than someone who is pre occupied with the plants.

[ryan @RyanIsBallinOut]

@yourenottheguy Wore flip flops to the game Friday. All sorts of shit on my toes. This city was built for people like me.

[ryan @RyanIsBallinOut]

I'm on that good kush and jellyroll

[ryan @RyanIsBallinOut]

I need Celsius so I have energy to shop at box stores

[ryan @RyanIsBallinOut]

If you like spindrift sparkling water you are fucking lying to yourself

[ryan @RyanIsBallinOut]

Always love stopping by Philly. Have to get the cheese cake.

[GG @BigGuyReplied]

Trying to play 18holes in ≈ 4 hours

The guy ahead of me:

[big content guy @bigcontentguy]

i gotta say this guy is absolutely growing on me. completely out to lunch, zero awareness, horribly dressed. he rules so hard

[ettingermentum @ettingermentum]

MLB should have a woke vs chud game during the All Star break.

[Alan Saunders @ASaunders_PGH]

The Pittsburgh Zoo is clearly in win-now mode.

[ryan @RyanIsBallinOut]

It's amazing that my girl friend could tame someone as powerful and strong as myself

[∿ @somewheresy]

I wish I had a better way of explaining to aspiring game streamers that this is the end state of what you’re spending all of your time trying to do. This is the life you’re setting yourself up for at 38. And that’s if you succeed. If you don’t, it’s far worse.

[Bowtied German || 🐓 @bowtiedgerman]

This is just funko pops for guys who work in insurance/wealth management

[Alister WokeKenzie- #1 Ranked GCA Burner Account @wokekenzie]

The Vineyard Vinesification of the Masters is upon us.

30 Years ago: McCord gets banned for saying bikini wax.

Now: “We now go to course correspondent Jason Kelce, who’s wearing his upside down “Skip It” hat and he’s in the booth w former softcore actress Jena Sims.”

[Isaac 🇺🇸 @returntoquality]

100% polyester. You do the math.