Cram Matthews

I never cease to amaze myself.

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“This is Mac Demarco, his Pitchfork 2013 set.”

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Tony Blart: Mall Iron Man

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It would have been more creative if The Apprentice was called “Trumpire” and instead of “you’re fired” he would say “you’re out!”

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Herbicide Hancock, call me Herbie Hancock, for short

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You can mix up a whoopie pie and a whoopie cushion and get almost the same comedic effect

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The art of the kneel by Tim Tebow

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A combination ikea and chick filet: chic filet

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Mayor Pete announces he’s won the 2020 election

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The art of the deal is about shopping in TJ Maxx

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A dating app for Jason Bateman fans called JBate

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James Corden was in the Emoji Movie

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This is awesome

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How do I rationalize “smokers die younger” with “Only the Good Die Young”

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Boomer Esiason’s son after his dad tells him to do his chores:

“Ok Boomer”

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the other day, i grabbed the pick, some shades and a dashiki and took some pics. 📷: @mumba_jones

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Steely Dan

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Sour Caroline brought to you by Sour Patch Kids

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“Truman show 2”

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Men at work is better than the police for several reasons

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@InfinityWard Plunder quads please

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