Ryan Boland

Not fabulous enough for any of this.

[Ryan Boland @ryanjamesboland]

I have re-downloaded The Apps and I'm trying to be very upfront about what I want. The amount of men who ghost when you ask them to meet you for a date rather than a hookup is...frankly not that surprising, but it is a lot.

[Ryan Boland @ryanjamesboland]

Are my nose hairs getting longer or am I just more aware of them?

[Ryan Boland @ryanjamesboland]

@20Facets That's so many spells to pick from lol

[Ryan Boland @ryanjamesboland]

@20Facets The two genders

[Ryan Boland @ryanjamesboland]

@20Facets 3 casters just fucking around and one fighter doing Too Much work. That's it, that's Ryan.

[Ryan Boland @ryanjamesboland]

It only makes sense for me to have almost all casters

[reed! @snail5e]

use your sun, moon, rising & venus to build a dungeons & dragons adventuring team!

[Ryan Boland @ryanjamesboland]

Since this is America and corporations are people, I want all performatively woke corps to come out for Pride this year. If you want to play in the space, come out of the closet. Target is trans now. McDonald's, cis gay. FB (he/they) pansexual king.

[Ryan Boland @ryanjamesboland]

@20Facets You mean Facebook (he/they) our new pansexual king?

[Ryan Boland @ryanjamesboland]

❤️🍔🧡LOVE💛IS💚LOVE💙🍔💜

[Ryan Boland @ryanjamesboland]

@karykeion This is the only appropriate reaction.

[Ryan Boland @ryanjamesboland]

@MS_insane Just throw the whole face away. Nothing but masks forever.

[Ryan Boland @ryanjamesboland]

@MS_insane I'm pretty sure this is what happened to the Phantom of the Opera

[Ryan Boland @ryanjamesboland]

Can we establish some sort of color coded system for new people entering into the work place? "As you can see Ryan's desk is Teal, meaning he doesn't want to make friends and will like you if you just do your job."

[Ryan Boland @ryanjamesboland]

Are men mad at Montero because Lil Nas X isn't someone they're sexually attracted to (so his art apparently has no value) or because they are attracted to him and they don't want to admit it? Just wondering if the reaction would be the same if he was a 20 yr blonde girl.

[Ryan Boland @ryanjamesboland]

Like I really just want to send him a picture of his child in response

[Ryan Boland @ryanjamesboland]

When you're minding your own business and someone from highschool who is on the DL and has 2 kids sends you an unsolicited dick pic

[Ryan Boland @ryanjamesboland]

@20Facets I imagine this holy shit is at least in part to me being active on twitter at all

[Ryan Boland @ryanjamesboland]

Hello, I am Little King, descendant of Beóllán

Or Little King of That Bend in the River

Or, if it's the Hungarian translation of my namesake Beóllán, Little King Inside

[Ryan Boland @ryanjamesboland]

@MS_insane I'm almost positive this is how you get super powers