Ryan J. Connery

This sucks

[Ryan J. Connery @RyanJConnery]

@Jengaliosh @TysonHumphries @dooshbaggings @DorienS72 Hey not true

[Ryan J. Connery @RyanJConnery]

@Jengaliosh @TysonHumphries @dooshbaggings @DorienS72 @RyanJConnery check this out

[Ryan J. Connery @RyanJConnery]

Bo Burnham's new special is the strangest thing I've seen all year, and I'm glad i watched it

[Ryan J. Connery @RyanJConnery]

Pretty cool that my birthday is on the same day that Mr. Robot hacked E-Corp. #FiveNine

[Ryan J. Connery @RyanJConnery]

@Jengaliosh sorry i was sleepin whats up

[Ryan J. Connery @RyanJConnery]

@Jengaliosh sorry i was sleepin whats up

[Ryan J. Connery @RyanJConnery]

I was walking around outside and a group of deer nearly got hit by a car as they passed me. I'm not sure what this is a metaphor for, but it's definitely an ominous one

[three coffees and a nap guy @AynRandy]

if you're bored you can simply close your eyes and rotate a cow in your mind. it's free and the cops can't stop you

[Ryan J. Connery @RyanJConnery]

@DorienS72 You sound like the kind of person to only watch naruto

[Ryan J. Connery @RyanJConnery]

Nothing really changed, but Happy New Year regardless

[Ryan J. Connery @RyanJConnery]

@jschlatt This is somehow the worst thing to come out of 2020

[Ryan J. Connery @RyanJConnery]

I'm beginning to realize I'm not the main character in a coming-of-age movie, I woke up for class late, and instead of a montage of me skateboarding really fast or something, I just fell out of bed and turned on my computer. Lots to think about.

[Jon @ArfMeasures]

Date: so you're a handyman?

Me: no I just do odd jobs

Date: like what

Me: yesterday I taught a duck karate

[BBC Breaking News @BBCBreaking]

Sir Sean Connery, the actor who defined James Bond, has died aged 90 https://t.co/Z3vsV0CJ96

[Ryan J. Connery @RyanJConnery]

Idk why i wake up every morning like I dont know where I am when I've been sleeping on the same couch for the past two years

[Ryan J. Connery @RyanJConnery]

I've been thinking

[Nintendo of America @NintendoAmerica]

Steve and Alex from @Minecraft are joining the #SmashBrosUltimate roster! Get ready to mine and craft your victories on the battlefield!