Ryan Geary

[Ryan Geary @ryanjgeary]

The worst part about kissing a perfect 10 is how cold the mirror feels on your lips.

[Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11]

Emonte Morgan was just charged with 1st degree murder in the brutal death of 29-year-old Chicago police officer Ella French.

The media made SURE everyone knew the name of the man who killed George Floyd

Everyone should have the same awareness & outrage over Emonte Morgan.

[Ryan Geary @ryanjgeary]

Y’all think there is someone out there with an Audi TT that has a license plate that reads “I LUV TTS”?

[Ryan Geary @ryanjgeary]

Hey @LAFitness why on gods Earth would you take the pads off half the machines BEFORE you even got the new pads in?

[Ryan Geary @ryanjgeary]

@maltby_ I was rudely awoken at 3:30am last night by an EXTREME hamstring cramp that took at least 15 minutes to go away. I blame this tweet.

[Ryan Geary @ryanjgeary]

Why is it that a good 85% of my dreams consist of me either not wearing pants or looking for my pants #ImEffedUp

[Steven Cheah @StevenCheah]

Tom Brady has lost arm strength you say?? 😂 https://t.co/qe6cscECR9

[Ryan Geary @ryanjgeary]

@SeanGeary4 Kamala?

[Ryan Geary @ryanjgeary]

@maltby_ Hitta (feat. Juicy J)?

[Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11]

Watch how disgustingly this “teacher” treats an LAPD officer.

This is not the type of person that should be teaching our kids. Period.

[Ryan Geary @ryanjgeary]

Today I broke my personal record.. On consecutive days alive. Health is wealth folks

[Ryan Geary @ryanjgeary]

@maltby_ If I were to conduct a psychoanalysis on myself, my theory on why I do what I do is that there is a chance at the next bar there will be attractive females to which I will not approach as usual. But I could say years down the road that I was indeed there.

[Ryan Geary @ryanjgeary]

@maltby_ Again, I’ve got no rebuttal. I’m not sure why I behave in such a manner. Also to add to your point, you will most likely have the best spot/seat at the beginning of the night compared to later when things go bananas.

[Ryan Geary @ryanjgeary]

@SeanGeary4 I’m guessing “whore” isn’t acceptable?

[Chicago Cubs @Cubs]

Cubs win!

Final: #Cubs 4, Pirates 3. #CubTogether

[Scott Adams @ScottAdamsSays]

BREAKING: Someone in the White House has been pooping in the hallways and biting people. That narrows it down to three suspects.